Unknown Entity
Only plays for sport

Everybody thinks that Antarctica is melting away due to this thing that Al Gore invented called Global Warming. However, Al Gore used the concept for Global Warming as the center point for his science fiction film, An Inconvenient Truth.

The movie is fiction, so therefore global warming is fiction.

And I will never put ice in my whiskey. I want nothing in my whiskey, because then I have more whiskey, and less ice. I refuse to try things that I didn't try before 1991.

Hey its been a long time

Why did you let me free? The outside world is mean and weird. Strange people keep offering me candy. o.O

I want to stay here with meh mom. *hugs*

What kind of a monster puts ice in the whiskey? That means there's less room in the glass for whiskey. Are you dense?

And ice does last forever. Think about it. When was the last time Antarctica wasn't covered in ice?

Goddamn it, I forgot about our duel on the 4th. That's just like me to propose a challenge and then not show up. I'm sorry I couldn't kill you in a duel on Monday.

Hooray! I'm freeeeeeeee!

I've got a brand new adoptee for you who you probably will find PRETTY interesting. ^^ Someone with game designing experience! *_*
So I really hope you didn't plan on having a break for longer than two months... ^^

Your adoptee's Ss4gogeta0 ^^

Right, right. So what are you waiting for? Give me freedom!

Uh, yeah, sure. Very carefully. A poisoned mommy is a dead mommy, you know. Hate to lose ya. ._.'

And why am I NOT in that list of best things in your life? I have to say, I should be at the top of the list of your material belongings.

Here you go! *gives you a poorly served.....cereal and milk*

Fine (even though I was adopted ). But next time you're making mine! Ahem, toast or muffin?

Is that a challenge?

In an even less serious note, I'm a needy kid. If that doesn't bug you at all, we can get along juuuuuust fine. Now, make me breakfast! What's that? Oh, right. Manners. Pretty please! xD

You're not for sale? Does that mean I have to pay full price? You better be worth it.

Well, I figured that would be your response. Rude and stubborn as usual. You should change your name as Foreseeable Entity. Needless, I can't convince myself that you really didn't mean it when you answer my sincerity with thoughtlessness.

Therefore, I hereby challenge you to a duel. In front of the Broken Spoke Saloon at 7 o'clock Monday. Be there, or I'll find you.

I have a problem. See, I'm feeling real bad. I just figured out what you did, and you're a clever one. I know you were just joking around with me, but my remarks about you seeming conceited at times was very heartfelt. I don't appreciate my sincerity being taken as a joke. It degrades me as a man, and as a human being, and you've hurt my feelings yet again.

Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I may be able to convince myself that you really didn't mean it.