Unknown Entity
Only plays for sport

Goddamn it! Are you incapable of apologizing when you and I both know that you're wrong and need to apologize to redeem your soul so that you can get into heaven when you die? Do you want to go to hell?

Me too. I went to the theater the other day and they had cotton candy. I wanted some, but t he people I was with said no. I already had a few to drink and we just had supper. lol.

How have you been?

I do not appreciate being patronized and besmirched. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I may be able to convince myself that you really didn't mean it.

What about if I just shoot your hands off? You won't be able to shoot me, and the recipe for your weapon will be safe, since you'll be alive.

I don't know of any acid that's only skin-eating. Most times, the acids are skin-eating due to their ability to corrode any other material. Did you invent a new type of acid?

Wouldn't the skin-eating acid corrode through the material of the gun before it has a chance to be fired?

Haha me and you are 2 of the 4 members online and for us the time is: 02:26

Yeah? And what kind of damage are you planning on doing with a water pistol? I ain't afraid of water. I visit a bath house every couple of weeks to wash myself. In fact, I visited a bath house four days ago in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico when I stopped to inquire about a man named Bill Carson.

Point is, you can't do any damage with a water pistol. I ain't afraid of no water, and I ain't afraid of you.

Thanks for spending your time helping me with the adoptees. I hope you'll have enough time for yourself though. >.<

But...but.....I'm hungry. ._.

You're the best gunslinger around? That's a laugh, because I am the best gunslinger around. I use a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off. What do you use? A water pistol?

I won't lose. I'm too sober to lose. You, on the other hand, I'm not so sure about. I have a theory that you're very drunk all the time. That means that your perception will be thrown, and instead of shooting me, you'll actually shoot 7 year old Billy Carson standing 18.74 meters to my left.

McDonalds has Rolo McFlurrys :s

Recycling is for hippies.

And I'm straight edge. I don't drink alcohol. I don't know where you got that idea from.

Yay! So what's for dinner?