Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

Thank you for your support in the elimination.

England salutes you! I thank you.

You could have been a bloody gorgeous woman. A woman named James, though? Nah. Not impossible but not likely either. Ha ha.

I won't tell your mum. I appreciate that you became curious. After all we're an awesome sex... Quite possibly the better of the two.

Yeah I caught it on demand a few days before it hit theaters. It was alright but found most of it to be pretty boring. Its more one of those shock value films.

You're totally not a girl, Polk. Why are you looking in the Girls Only topic you dastardly fiend?

Someone must of seen the human centipede

You know, blackmail only works if there's something to gain from the person you're blackmailing. But I guess if you're just doing it for shits and giggles, then more power to you.

Looks like you caught me being my pervy self. I can't help it. I just looove reading about all the different sex positions that the TFFers like to use.

See you in the future for the party of the century.

Happy Birthday there, Mr. President. So you're no longer a minor, eh? That probably means that when you read this, it will probably be well past your birthday. What with the drinking, and then probably being hung over the next day and all that. Although I thought president Polk was supposed to be older...

EDIT: Or since you're online right now...

happy b-day good sir

Happy Birthday sir! Hope you have a good one!

Happy birthday bisnitch have a good one.

I can only see it as being "fantastic" if you're turning a profit from these minors that you're buying the alcohol for...which I'm sure you've already thought about doing.

Ah, the wonders of supply and demand! That's what capitalism is all about. You do your DNA legacy proud, sir.

Here is your Gypsy Horse, just in time for your birthday:

Happy birthday did i even type that rite i cant even tell on this ****ing shit