Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

Yeah man, it's been way too long. Just trying to play catch up with everyone, since I finally have some time where I'm not working or studying for work lol.

Good day, Mr. President.

Thank you for joining my academy. I would like to give you the rank of General in my academy. You did conquer Mexico during your four years as President of the United States. I believe you've earned this rank. As General, I hope you teach others how to conquer. Do you accept?

Mr. Polk, I joined your coalition. Now you must take part in my Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness. I need someone like you to help me conquer the world.

Yeah sure, I've already done quite a few of them so I guess we could do 12 each or something, I don't mind

Yep, I'll start working on them soon as. I already made a Most Helpful one when I got bored lol

Yeah. It looked like they weren't ready. All those fumbles... what the hell?! The receivers have had a few dropped passes throughout the regular season, though...

OMG, IT'S THE PUNCHING IN HIS OWN FACE GUY!

Missed that avatar. It's how I remember you when I first started, haha.

So how ya doin' after that shitty game? I was so dejected...

For some reason, this reminded me of my first fight with Tyler.

Hiya, do you have anyone making the award banners? (if there are gonna be any)

Tuesday, at the White House. Obama wants to meet with you anyway, so it will be convenient.

Mr. President, I'm worried about your anus. I would like to give you a rectal examination.

That is a common theme for teams who do well in the regular season... Although I don't see anyone doing that at Lambo, except maybe New Orleans.

So you enjoying this season so far? That last game had me rather nervous, but then they showed Rodgers on the sideline, And you could just tell from looking at him that he had it in the bag.