Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

hahaha, thanks Polk! As long as we get to drink wine out of diet coke cans, I'm down.

Hello. =]

How are you today?

Haha... You tease.

I still </3 you.

Lol!

Not much to be honest... geezz, it's hard to do... ANYTHING on your page LOL!

At any rate, mostly browsing the interwebz.

Hello Polk! 'Sup?

Perfect!, let me get my number

Sounds like the same reason I hate all social networking sites
Oh my it appears to be white now. Did the black format offend people?
Edit part deux: You're the second person whose listened to Les Claypool that I've ever met, the first being my father. You are now my hero.

I've never actually been to 4chan myself, but you seem to loathe it. May I ask why?

Oh man, that's sick. You boinked Andrew Jackson?

Did these nightly White House orgies double as masquerade parties?

Why were you never elected for a second term? Looking back on your history, I'd say you were a good president. You saved the country a lot of money, and you had a good foreign policy between us and Great Britain. A lot of historians tend to think of you as one of America's greatest president, so what the ****? Why didn't you get a second term, bitch?

Ever walk out the door and then realize you didnt comb your hair?

That could very well be the case. I have friends in high places.

Funny story, though. My friend Jo's step sister is Cherie Blair. Not that she's any use in helping with a knighting. We need the queen!