Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

I have been running lately. Although I haven't been training for speed, but distance. Maybe I should train for speed too. Who knows? I think I can do ANYTHING if I put my mind to it! Also yeah, dying is for losers. Totally.

I don't know if I can do that... I think I might not exist... I has a sad now.

It's true. It's like that one quote by Vivi: "How do you prove that you exist? Maybe you don't exist..."

But.. you should WANT more females, we're pretty.

So you're not entirely sure if what you said before was true or not? Does this make you question everything else in your life as well? What if everything is a lie?

I guess that is technically true, yeah. Haha. Okay.

Is he? IS HE? Since we have been completely honest with each other up until this point, I want you to think long and hard about what you just said, and decide whether it is really true or not.

Well... Luckily for you I want a boy

Also, thanks for acknowledging my birth, it makes me happy.

But what Arnold?! ...wait, never mind. Yeah, those ****in' Austrians.

This is true, I can't deny that. Germany tried twice to take on the rest of the world and failed both times. They are, however, the "Master Race," or something. So they know how to puff their chests up, at least.

I thought, "Why not? They make good beer, and they make delicious, fatty foods. Usually involving sausage. So I think I will be descended from those people." Don't get me wrong, I like Mexicans too. But they're a minority. I'd rather be the man and step on the little people too.

My parents are mostly of German descent, with some other European blood mixed in. Thus I shall add further to your confusion!

Will you bare my children?

Also, did I ask you this already?

You know how we do. Those tunnels we were building? They were for underground internet wiring, we just used them to combat you yankees as a secondary when we needed them.

Interesting. Well thank you for figuring that out for me, and for the congratulations, haha