Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

If there were any way that I could give that back to you sir, I would. I know that I can never undo the grievous hurt that I've caused you, and I hope that you can find it your heart to forgive me some day. I realize now is probably too soon, however.

I could still talk as though I'm a troll to you though, if that would help, heh. I can still do that. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

Heh, sorry man. If it makes you feel any better, I actually really liked your Mr. T thread, or else I probably wouldn't have responded to it at all.

Yes, yes I did. It was because I thought your idea was so genius.

Gotta say, it's pretty great. I rarely make wrong financial decisions, and all my credit cards are payed off.

Good morning America!

I think this is the greatest idea ever.

hmmm Possibly..... but where would it live? on land or in water?

Is Mr. T still alive or did he end up dying again?? Or did his false death force Osama bin Laden to kill himself, knowing that he was bin Laden's last living hero, forcing Osama to kill himself after having nothing to live for?

Really? Antipodes

I quoted you to begin with, but the entire post wasn't directed at you. Really, none of it was. I just wanted to bring up the issue of constitutional monarchy, and how I really can't see it hanging around much longer here in the Antipodes.

Pretty confused. When I said it was rude to wish a divorce upon them, I was speaking in general terms.

Firstly, I like being self-deprecating. Secondly, I think you might be right; maybe there is no such thing as hair. Maybe hair is something we all made up simultaneously around the world. That is my theory, anyhow.

So, what's been new? Now, Hulk?

You sir are a SAINT.

Well I am glad that you successfully avoided starving, good sir. Where would the world be without The Clint Eastwood? DAMNED TO HELL.