The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get an Itchy Nuva Ring

*Inserts Inuyasha's beads of Subjugation necklace...Sit Boy!*

*Recieves... MIROKU!*

*Inserts Kyo Sohma's bracelet*

*recieves the entire ouran high school host club*

*inserts the tetsusaiga, inuyashas sword*

*recieves Inuyasha*

*inserts a Sacred Arrow*

*Receives an arrow wound*

*Inserts dollar bill into your thong string*

* receives a slap from Sesshomaru *

* inserts sacred jewel shards *

*Receives spurting blood*

*Inserts AIDS!*

You died on the spot
*Inserts SilverRose's neon fish*

*Receives fish sticks*

*Inserts munchies*

u get a bad size bud

*inserts vodka*

You get back soju!

*inserts prosthetic leg taken from the guy next to me*

you received prosthestic arm 0-0

*inserts doorknob*

You get a door to another Dimension
*inserts a token"

you received a real coin *o*

*inserts a dead butterfly*

*Recives a spider*Eeek. I hate spiders.

*inserts a wolf*

you get a Werewolf
*inserts Taco*

*Receives Taco BELL!*

*Inserts Strawberry Kool-Aid*

you get a bag of skittles
*inserts coin*

*Your coin is spit out back at you and it hits you in the head, leaving a bruise, which then fades to leave a permanent, scar-like impression on your forehead*

*Inserts American dollar bill*

You get me!
*inserts google*

*You find a nudie picture of Kyo-san!*

*Inserts old Dr. Pepper can*

you get me in a nudie pic of me
*inserts a coke can*

*You get a flat-iron* ...?

*Inserts MP3 player*

WTF??

you get an !pod
*inserts a cookie*
What?

*You receive a Hershey's kiss*

*Inserts Adult Swim*

You get The MidnightSpaking
*inserts waffle*

*You receive midnight snack*

*Inserts PS2*

you get a PS3
*inserts a token*

*You receive Pacman!*

*Inserts piece of hair...?*

you get a wig(made of pubic hair, lol)
*inserts finger*