The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get the popsicle part of the popsicle stick!

*inserts zelda chicken*

you get blue chu jelly!

*inserts Zora outfit*

you get the silly wittle windwaker!

*inserts water from Lake Hylia*

You get the Goron's Ruby-lucky

*inserts withered deku scrub*

you get a fairy in a bottle

*Inserts firefly*

you get the fire arrows!!!

*inserts Great Fairy hair*

you recieve Epona

*inserts a stone from the Hyrule castle wall*

you received a big 1km x 1km stone wall..carry it home yourself..no delivery

*inserts how to urmmmmm guide book*

the vm groans..

*inserts mini exclusive hard-to-get rare sorcerer newbie pack*

you get the rare sorcerer
*inserts cookie*

you get milk
*inserts chocolate*

you get a cow..(moo)

*inserts how to say yaya guide book*

You recieve the entire set of Al Bhed primers, but it's not including the two you just inserted, so it's technically not a full set.

*inserts guadophile*

You recieve praise for your semi-clever idea of attaching a coin to a string. [How did you do that, anyway?]

*inserts another coin with string...*

you received a big unidentified device (test it)

*inserts lollipop that has been surrounded with ants*

You recieve a juicy brain (yummy), it'll make a good snack for later.

*inserts a sacrificial pig*

you received a squeaking (?) piglet

*inserts how to do flying kick guide book*

You get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face! :woot:

*inserts a Bruce Lee movie*

you get punched in the face

*inserts Buffy Anne Summers*

you received a ticket for summer vacation in your own house


*inserts how to do turning kick guide book*

You recieve an arctic monkey on a silver platter, with little chocobos embroided onto it.

*inserts pickled onion monster munch*

You recieve a baby polar bear...have fun with your new pet

*You recieve a bacon and peanut butter sandwich...I've actually tried this, and its good!*

*you dont receive anything at all XD*

*inserts some panties stolen from a hentai freakin guy*

You recieve an overly used OMG

*Inserts a Liquid Wart Remover...and a Wart*

you received not limited edition rukia keychain made of 50% rubber and toothpaste.

*inserts nocturne*

you recieve jenova's stinking head

*inserts gil*

you received real fish gil oooooooo o_O

*inserts rabbit*

recieves rabbits mangled corpse

*inserts munny*

You get salted peanuts! ...lucky bastard.

*inserts sugar, spice, and everything nice*

you received the power puff girls' ................................. pillow..

*inserts bubble*