I didn't like it.

I did find the cimematics interesting. That interested me, but that was about it.

"THIS IS SPARTA!!" What an overrated phrase! I didn't even bother to watch the whole thing, so my opinion may be void to fanboys and girls, but please, cut out my throat rather than make me sit through that again.

I missed a sex scene? An awkward one? That's a shame, I must've drifted off for a while whilst it was on, otherwise I would've made some cheesy audio to go with it. At least it would've improved the movie a little.