Character Statistics.

[LocoColt04]

Yeah, so I totally made this dude up just for TM's fight. Beautimous.


Name: Count Dick von Constantinoplestein
Age: 169 ¾
Race: Superhuman! {cue Star Wars theme for no apparent reason}
Height: 5'17" (that's 6'5" for you un-super people)
Weight: 8431374 centigrams (186 lbs, 84 kg)
Eyes: Yes, he has them. They're dark yellow.
Hair: Some kid attacked him with a razor, so it's gone

Clothing: None! *whistle* Kidding... >_<
Upper Body: Brown leather jacket that he made all by himself that one time when he killed that cow a long time ago when he slaughtered a cow and made it his lunch that one time when he was hungry way back when. Oh yes, no shirt, gotta show those cut superhuman abs for the ladies.
Lower Body: Red tights! But he keeps those under his slashed bluejeans, because he thinks he's cool like that. And he is. Yes, he's so much cooler than you.


Armor: I don't think he believes in it. But he's stupid.


Main Class: Swordsman
The only difference is the type of sword...

Sub Class: Dark Knight
See, he likes it when it's dark outside. What? Knight? Who said anything about that? I thought you said NIGHT!!!


Weaponry: A light sabre!
Unfortunately, it can't slice and dice quite like the ones in the movies... or can it? {cue Jeopardy theme} Yes Trebek, yes it can. Think of it as a fancy sword... with LASERS! But it's really just a fancy sword.

Magic: He's got a freaking light sabre!
Really, why does he need magic? He's extreme!!!


Bio: Umm... maybe he came from another planet. Like Krypton! But wait, that's Superman's planet, and Count Dick isn't invincible. He hasn't earned that Pokébadge yet.