World domination redux

[Josh_R]

Pravda, issue 3:
[I]Trust the bourgeois ruling class to underestimate the intelligence of the people by resorting to cheap trickery. But the proletarian masses will not be fooled. Kisuke has not denied having sexually violated your livestock, he only denies that he has not fornicated with it.

Jin using my own words against god you are clever, it will take much more than my Russian and Croatian forces to stop you.

The Kisukle administration blames the proletariat for global warming, as if to say that we are guilty of winning the war against nature. This is proof, valiant workers! Proof that the Kisuke administration has all along been conspiring with the weather to ruin your lives.

Show me this so called proof Jin, all I see is the ignorant words of an obvious blowhard. These are my people and their minds cannot be changed with the use of a few sly words and lies.

Every son and daughter you've lost to the cold, every driveway you've had to shovel, every car that wouldn't start, all were byproducts of the bourgeois alliance with the weather.

Jin you swine, the good people of Russia will not believe such lies. In fact I happen to have a photograph here that would make them believe quiet the opposite. It is you and the sun making a peace treaty, you bastard you plan to melt all the beautiful snow of Russia.

Now we are winning the war against weather and the Kisuke administration has the gall to portray our victory as something shameful?

War against weather Jin honestly, there wouldnt even be a war if the communist hadn't taken power. The minute the communist party took power the Russia we all know and love went to hell. If winning the war against weather means all the beautiful snow of Russia being gone foreve then I will have no part of it.

And Drago was an American spy

Well I have to agree with you there Jin, but the fact still remains that the communist are the reason Rocky beat him. Under my leadership he would have received much better training and would have easily won the fight...


I have decided that China and Korea look too good to let go, so I shall claim them as my own. With my two newly obtained countries my military power has increased ten-fold. We have multiple ammunation press facilities at our disposal and shall not run out any time soon.


My base of operations has been moved to Zagreb,Croatia there we will begin to build our forces and arm then with the best weapons at our disposal.


Kisuke's Administration

President- Kisuke
Secretary of Defense- Fedor Emilianenko
Ambassador to the UN- Mirko Filapovic
Treasurer- Some Jew we found in Moscow
Nuclear Weapon's Specialist- Kim Jong il


With my newly appointed cabinet of specialist none can stand in our way of world domination. Join the resistance before it is too late...