I will headbutt anyone who moves this into wordgames. Be warned.

The name of the game is to dominate the world. Take whatever country/ continent you like, and embellish the shit out of them. Make alliances and battle with other members for their territory. It's just like RISK, but way more racist and probably even more hilarious. The only rules are no 'one hit kills' and keep it fun. Oh, and no one liners.

Just list the area you'd like to take over and what kind of army you're amassing.

I'm starting out with Antarctica. I've got an army consisting of penguins riding polar bears. They might not fly, but they'll bite the shit out of you. Oh and they can shove ice cubes down your pants.