I'll take the Pacific Northwest-south of the Canadian border. Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana... I've got bears, mountain lions, coyotes, rabid hippies from Eugene, Portland, and probably Seattle, and country hicks with guns from elsewhere watching my borders. Watch out, or we'll send you all our damned rain. Maybe bits of a beached whale that we exploded too, just showering down on you. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom