My cult, The Greater Illuminati and I claim the Cloud Forests of Ecuador. We have captured Japanese scientists and a store of production equipment to fortify our fortress of the clouds with weapons of mass destruction. Our flag bears the Imperial Dracula Orchid punctured by a sword shaped like a phallic missle with an orchid decal on it.
We will use the Foucault Pendulum to reveal the center of the earth and I will walk into the center of our world becoming our race's puppet master fantasy turned reality. From my meta-base in the center of the earth I will control the very spinning of our globe... And will subsequently orchestrate Pete's eventual conquest of all life on the global surface.
But this will happen thirty years from now, as determined by the tetragrammaton cross-referenced with the hermetic studies of an Abrahadabra graph and it's various prophetic numbers and properties. Specifically, 1, 4, 6, 8 and 11.
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1 ABRAHADABRA
2 ABRAHADABR
3 ABRAHADAB
4 ABRAHADA
5 ABRAHAD
6 ABRAHA
7 ABRAH
8 ABRA
9 ABR
10 AB
11 A
-Sin
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