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Alright I will have to make a truce with you Ann mainly because I don't want this to turn into a civil war with the Mexicans. There are alot of them in the states I listed haha. So I offer cows and chicken to the mix and the cows razor sharp teeth and the chickens explode on contact.
Meier I wish to form a truce with you. All I have to offer is all the chinesse food you can eat and the finest vodka russia has. We also have the finest hand to hand training the world has ever seen. With the help of the spetsnaz we can also give your troops special ops training...
I hereby declare myself Master of the European Union. With our endless bickering, we shall smite you. With our giant treaties, we shall destroy your rainforests.
I'm also claiming back Poland and all other former Soviet bloc states who are now part of the Union. Disagree and my fine Spanish guerillas, my Swedish fishermen, my Maltese cats, and my French 'soldiers' shall smite thee. Germany's not really got an army yet, but we're working on it.
Jin, ally with us. Your country has administrative problems. We can fix that for you.
I agree with the idea of alcohol for the trout. I hereby offer the powers of tuna and salmon as your front-line offence, and the walrus will protect your Administration. Join the A-Team.Quote:
Ruin, Violet it seems the communist are on the rise, I wish a treaty between our lands. Ruin I offer you an unlimited supply of alcohol for your trout, this will allow them to go in and out of a drunken frenzy. Violet I offer the beautiful land of Australia the finest training in hand to hand combat. Join the Anti-Communism movement now...
Yes with my newly gained alliance we shall destroy the evil Communist Regime. With this I have decided to take over Finland, all the pot you can smoke muahahahaha...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruin
My cult, The Greater Illuminati and I claim the Cloud Forests of Ecuador. We have captured Japanese scientists and a store of production equipment to fortify our fortress of the clouds with weapons of mass destruction. Our flag bears the Imperial Dracula Orchid punctured by a sword shaped like a phallic missle with an orchid decal on it.
We will use the Foucault Pendulum to reveal the center of the earth and I will walk into the center of our world becoming our race's puppet master fantasy turned reality. From my meta-base in the center of the earth I will control the very spinning of our globe... And will subsequently orchestrate Pete's eventual conquest of all life on the global surface.
But this will happen thirty years from now, as determined by the tetragrammaton cross-referenced with the hermetic studies of an Abrahadabra graph and it's various prophetic numbers and properties. Specifically, 1, 4, 6, 8 and 11.
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1 ABRAHADABRA
2 ABRAHADABR
3 ABRAHADAB
4 ABRAHADA
5 ABRAHAD
6 ABRAHA
7 ABRAH
8 ABRA
9 ABR
10 AB
11 A
-Sin