Secret Lives, Secret Wtf you doin?

[Meier Link]

Why do I get the feeling there are a lot of closet booger pickers here that are ashamed to admit it?

I am not ashamed, I do it when no one is around. Every once in a while it is necessary. But I will not do it in public.

Yeah I am calling you all out! (kidding)

[OceanEyes28]

Now hold up, Meier. Obviously I get at my nose when necessary. I figured that kind of thing was understood, same as breaking wind.

[Josh_R]

Why do I get the feeling there are a lot of closet booger pickers here that are ashamed to admit it?

I am not ashamed, I do it when no one is around. Every once in a while it is necessary. But I will not do it in public.

Yeah I am calling you all out! (kidding)

Look man when there is no one around I definitely picked my nose. I go at that thing like a fat kid goes at a cupcake.

I saw a guy once in public, pick his nose then eat his boogers. That is f*ckin sick. I may pick my nose, but I never eat my boogers. Well I haven't since I was a little kid anyway...

As for breaking wind. That isn't a secret thing for me. I will let one f*cking rip right in the middle of a store. I will fart in Wal-Mart, the mall, wheverever haha that is how I do things.

[Freya]

As most of you, I tend to sing quite a lot. But sometimes I even sing when someone's in my room. But that has to be a really special person. Normally I'm shy when it comes to singing because I'm not sure if I'm good at it.

Also, I talk to myself. Like Telegraph, I recite my posts (or posts of other people, for that matter) or laugh about something. (Like typing mistakes) But I don't only recite things, I also rant about posts when I'm really angry. My brother sometimes wonders why I shouted in my room when I was alone... *coughs* Well, sometimes the internet drives me mad, really. And, of course, I comment on EVERYTHING when I read it. Like when I read stories on the internet: I just can't be silent. I have to say something to myself every once in a while.

Hm, I don't think there's more...

[LocoColt04]

I will fart in Wal-Mart, the mall, wheverever haha that is how I do things.

...who DOESN'T fart in Wal-Mart? This is a serious question.

I used to do crazy shit, like masturbate furiously in the living room at risk of someone walking in (YEAH, THIS SHIT GOT REAL), but I've become rather boring in my alone time these past couple of years. Generally I stare at the wall while debating in my brain the merits of playing this game instead of that game, and then spend so much time deciding what not to do that I end up doing nothing at all.

I am a square.

[Azuteor]

When I'm alone...

...I take a good whiff every time I fart and if the scent is horrendous, I would congratulate myself.

...I run around the house screaming and making ugly faces. Many of my friends have seen this side of me, but it is as rare as a shiny ponyta.