Secret Lives, Secret Wtf you doin?

[Merlin]

I usually insult people on the TV and comment on how fake something is in a movie/show. I can also accurately predict what is going to happen or what someone is going to say in a movie/show that I've never seen before. I abstain from doing that with other people because they start getting weird vibes of me being psychic or some shit... No... the scripts are just that damned predictable nowadays, IMHO.

I also invent random movie trailers in the voice of Don LaFontaine and various actors, as well as impressions of various "stereotypes".

Not sure why my "secret things" are all media related, but they are. ^_^