Quote Originally Posted by Alpha View Post
The theory, which is broadly accepted based on what I've read, is that people mostly have a baseline level of happiness to which they return after winning the lottery. Rowan would jizz himself, but at some point he still has to wash his pants.
Wrong. He could throw those pants out and buy a jizz-proof gold tuxedo. Or pay someone to be a professional jizz-mopper. All lottery winners are either made of gold or wear solid gold tuxedos. TV told me that