The most stupid thing ever?

[Angel of Iniquity]

So, what is the most stupid thing you have ever did?
If I can, i would like to get two responses.

1. Stupidest thing you have done ignorantly...

2. Stupidest you have done on purpose.


Example from me.

1. About an hour ago, I was taking a shower. The water reminded me of a smell, but I couldn't pinpoint it, so I went to go smell the water... I couldn't smell anything so I got closer... I almost drowned in the running shower water... >.>

2. Getting off of local transport(bus), I immediately screamed at the top of my lungs. "SANTAAAAAAA. I WANT A DOGGY, A BICYCLE AND A NEW GAAAME!"
Everybody started laughing. Weird thing is, I kinda lost touch with reality at that moment, I didn't care if people were around haha

[GypsyElder]

Uh gawd. I don't even want to say it it's so stupid. When I was 17 I gave my number to this guy not thinking... It was one of those "trying to be nice" moments. He had asked me right when my phone was out so I felt kind of pressured. This guy was not even my age we were just talking casually. Afterward I was like "wtf was I thinking?" He only called twice and I explained to him that I never really wanted to hang out EVER and that I was trying to be nice.

I saw him once later at a friend's band's show, and it was kind of in the same area. I was thinking "oh I won't see him here." And with my stupid luck.. Tada! He said what's up and I blew him off.

I've had a rule since then that I don't give my number out if someone asks, I get theirs instead." I don't give my number out but you can give me yours" If I want to hang out/ talk I CALL YOU. That's how it should be anyway.

PS Excuse my terrible grammar, since I'm on my phone.

[sayian]

well about 2 days ago. i got lazy and figured id jump over this barb wired fence instead of running around,,, ive cleared a 5ft wooden fence easily (with no hands )but this one was only about 3.5 feet... well i didnt do so good in mid air,, one foot got hung and then my leg got cut, then my other leg completely over reacted so i was kinda waddeling in the air for a sec before fell right on my knee and was limping all day jus to save myself about 7 seconds...

the chik that saw the whole thing jus stood there and laughed her lil heart out..

[Unknown Entity]

I've touched something really hot without believing it was really hot. That hurt.

Stupidest thing I've done on purpose... stuck my tongue to a frozen lamp post. That hurt too. Now I only do that with an ice lolly - at least the lolly can melt off. >>;

[Angel of Iniquity]

I've touched something really hot without believing it was really hot. That hurt.

Stupidest thing I've done on purpose... stuck my tongue to a frozen lamp post. That hurt too. Now I only do that with an ice lolly - at least the lolly can melt off. >>;

LOLOLOL
Yes, popsicles still catch my tongue.
It is aggravating waiting 10 seconds with my tongue stuck...>.>

[Taco-Calamitous]

Stupidest thing on accident: My two car wrecks. Very dangerous, very expensive. Lucky no one was seriously hurt either time.

Stupidest thing on purpose: Repeating things that shouldn't be repeated, like a little kid, but well into my teens, and even one time when I was in college: this guy was in choir with me and told me he didn't think he had to come, that he could learn the songs on his own. Well, he didn't show up for weeks, and the teacher was like "Where is so and so?" So I told her that he thought he didn't have to come, because I thought he'd ruin our section by not being in sync with us. The most awesome part, I remember, is that immediately afterward, I was like, "...But don't tell him I said that!" Like a true dumb ass. This girl was like "lol, you ratted on your friend!" I will say that I've gotten much better about this over the last few years, and I've never told anything that someone's asked me to keep secret, to my recollection. So on the safe side, if you tell me something you don't want repeated, tell me it's a secret, heh... Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Lily]

i ate bubble bath once because it smelled nice....tasted like shite

Crawled across a loch gate at 3am pissed as a fart trying to get to the all night asda for
food. which turned out to be tesco. and it was shut


Most stupid things I do just tend to happen because im one of those kind of people thats just a magnet for stupidity i did embarass my friend once though which i thoght was great - she was mortified. Came out of a lift and escalimed very loudly that it wasnt fair for my friend to get me all hot and bothered when we were only decending one floor

[Clint]

Stupidest thing I've done by accident; get struck by lightning. I got struck by lightning seven times. Once I was just walking my dog down the road. Once I was in the field just tending to my cows. Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail. Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof. Once when I was just sitting in my truck minding my own business. I don't remember the other two times. My mind is a little fried from getting struck by lightning.

Stupidest thing I've done on purpose; not shutting up when I know better. You know, being a smart ass and blurting things out that shouldn't be blurted out, because the only thing that it'll do is make somebody angry, because I'm an idiot. I've learned to catch myself before I say anything stupid, most of the time.

[Tallulah]

i ate bubble bath once because it smelled nice....tasted like shite

I ate a bit of a Lush 'Ma Bar' bubble bar because it smelled so strongly of chocolate... ew, big mistake! >_<

I can't think of stupid things I've done off the top of my head. Probably because there's so many, lol!

[Sinister]

1. Stupidest thing you have done ignorantly...

I brag, but I don't tend to do things that aren't thoroughly planned first. Having said that, I've had a lot of stupid plans that should wind up in the second category. Lately the dumbest thing I ever did was while mixing up plant media(potting soil), I added the fertilizer(you know those little spheres in potting mix, the ones that release fertilizer when wet or hot) before I pasteurized the mix. Well, when the heated steam went through the soil they all simultaneously released their fertilizer and poisoned the soil. We lost everything we planted in that mix. I just didn't know/think.


2. Stupidest you have done on purpose.

I ate 7 daffodil(Narcissus) flowers when I was 13, about this time of year, too. I did it on a bet and received 50$ for it. Little did I know at 13, that each flower contained Lycorine, a deadly alkaline poison. It took a while to shrug off the poison, but afterwards, even with with the 50 bucks, I decided it was the stupidest thing I had ever done.

-Sin

[Locke4God]

1. Ignorently: I'll have to think about this one


2. On Purpose: I stole a couch and endtable set out of a very famous College Football stadium. I was in their trophy room as well and highly considered stealing one of their, we'll say, "extremely important" trophies, but elected not to. It was a really fun month casing the place every night. Good Times.