I do before work a lot...... I'm way more pleasant to deal with.

I'm in a relationship and the two of us have sex fairly often. But my libido is rather ridiculous, so I often have to take care of myself (because seriously, we'd never get anything done if we had sex as much as I'd like). I know he does too, but truth be told, I can't tell if it's as often as me.

Also, he knows I have certain uh... tools... to make the job easier and is totally cool with it. He's even asked to bring them into our combined efforts on occasion. Amazing.

I've never been caught, but if I'm pretty careful.

It's about time for work. Brb.