Inappropriate time for the need to defecate.

[RamesesII]

Ok I was at work working of course anyway I had the urge to use the toilet and I was about a kilometre away from any porcelain, sanitary, fecal, depository as to which I could defecate in.

Now I wasn't about to drop my work and travel back down just to have to come up again to finish 10 mins of work so I stayed and finished my work only to be met by excruciating abdominal pains because I was refusing my body to naturally go about it's normal functions.

At this point in time I think I started to profusely swear at my own body yes I did so out loud not that any one heard me. And then I finally finished my work and made the agonizing trip to a toilet.


When have you had the inappropriate urge to use the toilet?

I'm sure we have all experienced it. Usually it's 5 minutes right before you get to you abode and then you can get the door unlocked.

[Mystyrion]

I actually need to see the doctor about this.

I have to go to the bathroom a lot when I shouldn't.
I go to the bathroom 2-3 times on average when seeing a movie.

[Pete]

I drink a lot of water, so I generally pee a lot. I almost always have to pee when I go to the movies. As for taking craps, I find it kinda ridiculous that I won't have to go until I open the front door. that's when it becomes a dire situation. As soon as the key goes in the front door, its like a timer starts counting down.

[Lily]

i need to pee all the time i go through loads of water. I wont drink if i go to a gig or il just need a pee halfway through, i try to avoid it whne im at teh cinema too, its just annoying needing to go to the bog mid film

I usually need to go when im traverlling though, went to wales a few weeks back and needed a piss most of the way there. and back come to think of it. i just had to cross my legs and wait til we got to our one service station stop ):

[Azuteor]

Whenever I get nervous, I have the urge to pee or take a huge dump. For instance, my oral communications class this semester involved lots of public speaking. Those urges would only disappear until I finish my speeches. Darn you sympathetic nervous system!!

[Roz]

I was in surgery at a hospital one morning and had to stay monitored to the next day. In the evening I got diarrhea. Longest night in my life.

[Rowan]

No such thing as an inappropriate time to deficate. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I enjoy going to the bathroom at work, it's like I'm bein paid to take piss and sh*t.

[Cyanist]

Usually I need to relieve myself when someone else has just entered the loo and has previously informed me that they are taking a shower. *Wince* maybe I should take this opportunity to visit the neighbors?

[LocoColt04]

I was in surgery at a hospital one morning and had to stay monitored to the next day. In the evening I got diarrhea. Longest night in my life.

Is it wrong that I laughed?

I mean, I feel kinda bad for laughing, but it was genuinely funny.

I remember having the opposite feeling when I had a catheter in though - I had some friends visit me in the recovery ward and I felt this odd draining sensation and asked aloud, "am I peeing?"

But alas, we're shit-talking here.

I sometimes have the opposite... insane urge to go release my bowels (at work before coverage arrives, on a drive home, etc.) - and then when the situation is such that I can finally go, the urge goes away entirely and I forget about it until I suddenly remember that I had to go drop one and then I've got approximately 30 seconds to plant myself before accidents happen.

[sayian]

i remember during a track meet in hs... the toilet stalls were always occupied.. for some reason every 1 got nervous as shit before their event..

[Professor]

At my University I'm in the matching band and one of the things we do before the game is wait in the tunnels for 15 minutes and then we do pre-game show. Of course we are also wearing a uniform which I always have difficulty getting in and out of.

While we wait in the tunnel you can hear the fans going crazy, adrenaline starts pumping in my veins and I have the sudden moment, "I may just fill my pants if I don't do anything!"

No time to go fix the problem, the drums make their entrance and then I'm doing a full sprint with high knees onto the football field and I'm performing in front of on average 20,000 people. As soon as the Pre-game is over, my body says I'm alright and I don't have to go.

[Roz]

Is it wrong that I laughed?

I mean, I feel kinda bad for laughing, but it was genuinely funny.

Nothing wrong in it at all. It was bloody horrible at the time, but after that I can only laugh when I think about it.

Though, alas, my underwear did not survive the night...

[Unknown Entity]

If I'm at work for sure. I don't think you'd understand unless you've taken a dump where I work.

For some reason, it's worse in winter, but if you take a shit there... it really ****ing stinks. I mean, shit smells no matter what, but you don't expect the smell to travel around so much lol. We've had customers ask us what the smell is. The smell, even if it's a tiny smell, will amplify and travel as far to the office near the delivery area. It's worse in the kitchen because the window opens right out into the direction of the toilets, so it's never pleasant during lunch breaks if someone else hears natures calling. Very bad for me as I tend to do a lot of the processing at work in the delivery and stockroom areas.

Once, I really had to go at work, and... well, it was pretty bad smell wise. There were some guys outside in the lowered courtyard who could smell it through the window lol, and they were arguing over who it was between them who'd farted. Then they heard me pull the chain, and it just went silent out there when the realisation that there's a shitter right above them sunk in. I'd never laughed so hard before in my life.