Ok I was at work working of course anyway I had the urge to use the toilet and I was about a kilometre away from any porcelain, sanitary, fecal, depository as to which I could defecate in.

Now I wasn't about to drop my work and travel back down just to have to come up again to finish 10 mins of work so I stayed and finished my work only to be met by excruciating abdominal pains because I was refusing my body to naturally go about it's normal functions.

At this point in time I think I started to profusely swear at my own body yes I did so out loud not that any one heard me. And then I finally finished my work and made the agonizing trip to a toilet.


When have you had the inappropriate urge to use the toilet?

I'm sure we have all experienced it. Usually it's 5 minutes right before you get to you abode and then you can get the door unlocked.