Inappropriate time for the need to defecate.

[LocoColt04]

I was in surgery at a hospital one morning and had to stay monitored to the next day. In the evening I got diarrhea. Longest night in my life.

Is it wrong that I laughed?

I mean, I feel kinda bad for laughing, but it was genuinely funny.

I remember having the opposite feeling when I had a catheter in though - I had some friends visit me in the recovery ward and I felt this odd draining sensation and asked aloud, "am I peeing?"

But alas, we're shit-talking here.

I sometimes have the opposite... insane urge to go release my bowels (at work before coverage arrives, on a drive home, etc.) - and then when the situation is such that I can finally go, the urge goes away entirely and I forget about it until I suddenly remember that I had to go drop one and then I've got approximately 30 seconds to plant myself before accidents happen.

[Roz]

Is it wrong that I laughed?

I mean, I feel kinda bad for laughing, but it was genuinely funny.

Nothing wrong in it at all. It was bloody horrible at the time, but after that I can only laugh when I think about it.

Though, alas, my underwear did not survive the night...