1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
I'm not afraid to ask anyone anything. If I ask a question, I'm either being facetious or serious.

2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
Nothing. What you see is what you get. Professionally, I'll be a little more remiss, but that's about it.

3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
That I don't give a shit about anything. I care a great deal about a lot of things. I may not share a lot of things with a lot of people, but I'll share if asked.

4. How do you deal with criticism?
It is what it is. People will always talk shit, but at the end of the day, I'm still where I am. If your work is solid, it speaks for itself.

5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
One of two things. A. After my dad died, my friends got literally everyone I've ever considered a friend to come out and surprise me for a night out at the bar we all went to. It was an amazing show of support and greatly appreciated.
B. For my 27th birthday, my girlfriend got me a baseball autographed by my favorite baseball player ever.

6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I'm not big on being super sweet; I got my girlfriend tickets to see Bilyl Joel, Jack Johnson, and Brand New, at various points this year. I always played it off like I couldn't get her anything, and then she'd wind up with the tickets in some bizarre fashion. She'd always know they were from me though.

7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Nothing haha. I hate things that focus on me, or days that are entirely about me. I appreciate the effort, but hate the attention.

8. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
So with a wonder and a wild desire
I will crawl from under every weight
With a wonder and a wild desire
Bless the day it was I shared your name
With each word forever speaks your grave

Song lyrics from "With a Wonder and a Wild Desire" by Flogging Molly. The lyrics are entirely significant of the determination and grit of my family, especially my father and grandfather, who have both passed, and yet who I share a name with. I'm actually debating getting those lyrics tattooed on my side.

9. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
Raylan Givens. I think it'd be a liquid lunch and we'd talk a lot about how everyone thinks we're assholes, despite the fact that we're trying to do right.

10. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
My dad. You can't smoke 2 packs a day for 30 years and expect things to turn out alright.

11. What colour and/or kind of underwear eg.boxers, briefs etc are you wearing right now?
Nothing right now. Just wearing basketball shorts. They're gray and blue.

12. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
You tell me. It's either going to my grandmas (dads side) to tell her that her daughter (my aunt) had died on a cruise ship (my uncle called us the night before). Or it was dealing with my dad's and grandma's deaths and funerals, which were two and one days apart, respectively. All of those events happened in 2010, mind you, so **** that year.

13. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
Hydrogen, because it's both incredibly necessary and not.

14. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
Complain about my cursing. Don't be a hypocrite.

15. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
I'd say Ariel, because I'm super curious about the world, and I want to see and discover as much as I can.

16. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
Their knife, in their neck, as I say "I told you not to **** with me."

17. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
Nothing at all, haha.

18. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
"This *****"

19. What motivates you in life?
The idea of getting the job that I truly desire, and then having the life that I want.

20. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
Tequila... A funnel of it with almost a full bottle of it at a party. Not by choice.

21. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
If I make to a Walmart, not horribly for a while. If not braaaaaaaaaaains

22. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
According to a buzzfeed quiz, I got the Sphinx, because You’re off-the-charts intelligent and have no patience for people who aren’t on your level. You have been known to, literally, devour the intellectually inferior. You never use one word when you can use 10, and you’re regarded with admiration and fear.

I'll go with that.


23. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
One time, in college, I had gone to the hospital because I cut my finger and lost a good deal of blood. After that journey (I drove myself), I went with my roommate to get beer. A guy there asked us about out 40oz preferences. After we had apparently appeased him with our answers, he offered us crack, while politely introducing himself. We declined.

24. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
See #23

25. What’s something that scares you about the future?
Everything man. Lots of financially based things.

26. List 5 quirky things about yourself.

I sleep best when it's cold, and even if I have to put the AC on, I'll have a blanket.
I like redheads, although I've never dated one.
I love super spicy food even though I turn super red and regret it.
That's all I got.


27. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
Lots of big drops and lots of loops, at a high speed.

28. Do you have any “rules” about food?
No, but I hate gravy, and put mayo on turkey and cranberries at Thanksgiving.

29. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I kinda want to go to Disney, just to see what it's all about. Never been.

30. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
Either the summer when I was 13, and we were playing baseball in the tournament that would've eventually led to the Little League world series. Even though we lost early, it was amazing. Plus I got to play Chrono Cross for the first time, and that blew my mind, along with Legend of Dragoon, which is far less impressive nowadays.

Summer of 2007, where none of us had jobs, so we played softball literally 2 days a week and both days on weekends. I was in a fight everyday with my ex, but was talking to a girl who I thought was the girl of my dreams. It was my last carefree summer and it was so damn fun, despite the bs from the ex, but talking to the other girl made it amazing. Plus trips to Baltimore and Philly were amazing.

31. How do you approach social situations?
They are what they are. You go and talk to people. It's not hard.

32. What is your ideal bed?(Up to interpretation) Why?
Any bed where I can get rest is a good bed. Not too soft or firm.

33. Post a short excerpt from a fanfiction based on your life.
Not my thing.