1. Does the set of all sets that don't include themselves, include itself? I don't want to ask that to an evil AI in close proximity. Because everyone knows robots explode when confronted with a paradox. Okay but for real, anymore I don't have one. It used to be "are you into bondage/" or any other variant suggesting engaging in such acts. hat's pretty much either the okay for awesomeness, or the end of a relationship. I got lucky though with a yes, so I haven't had to think about asking that for a while.
2. I have a general disdain for humanity. I've also been told I don't hide it very well.
3. That I think I know everything. In fact, I believe that I ultimately know nothing.
4. Identify source, deconstruct, is criticism valid? If so, improve. If not, refute. If accuser is stupid, troll.
5. I probably haven't noticed it yet. I tend to be oblivious to that kind of thing. My girl got my a gift last year, and left it in front of my computer monitor where I'd notice it. I moved it aside that day, and it sat there fore 2 months. You'd think she would have said something, or been mad that I ignored it. But instead she made a game of it, trying to see how long it'd take me to realize that my birthday had passed, and I hadn't seen a present yet, so I'd start looking for it. Not only did it take me 2 months, I spent an hour looking for it. And i only noticed because she made a remark that got me thinking about it. She had to give me a hint. I am oblivious. I suppose in a sense, her making a game out of my obliviousness where most would be bothered by it is sweet.
6. I don't do touchy feely. It was probably something involving sex.
7. Something involving sex.
8. This is a haiku.
It's not really about me.
I despise haiku.
9. Lieutenant commander Data. I find him immensely interesting, and he was largely responsible for my interest in science and philosophy as a child.
10. Pretty much the entirety of the human race. People that don't disgust me are the exception, not the rule.
11. Short legged boxers, black.
12. Un**** a database at work. So much stupid... So much... I kinda just wanted to take a flamethrower to the whole thing and start over. It took 3 days.
13. A noble gas of some sort. I don't really react to shit. Probably radon. I like to **** shit up, like radiation.
14. Try to organize my things. Yes, it's a cluster**** of random piles. But I know what things are in what piles and their approximate location within. I have no ****ing idea where you hide things.
15. Mulan. She was just like, yeah, **** your shit, I'm doin' what I want.
16. Katana. "See you in Hell."
17. Whether one could defeat Heisenberg uncertainty if they were able to measure position and momentum of entangled particles at exactly the same time, like, down to the Planck second.
18. "You're like, some freakish hyrbid between House and MacGyver... And Jigsaw... And that omnipotent guy from Star Trek with the twisted sense of humor (he was referring to Q)."
19. I have no idea. If you ever find out, I'd love to do something besides go through the motions every day. Closest thing i have to motivation is an interest in knowledge, but that motivation doesn't apply to anything I don't want to do.
20. Chinese at Bakers. Dragonfire chicken specifically. 3 days making a run to the toilet every 30 seconds. After that, the stuff even smelled repulsive.
21. It'll probably be my fault. I won't count myself among the lucky few who survived the zombies. Any remaining zombies will count themselves amongst the lucky few who survived ME. Everyone else will be going for survival. I'll be going for a high score.
22. A faerie, or leprachaun of some sort. I'm a tricky bastard, and i get off on messing with people. I'd like to be a dragon, so I could so all of that stuff, but while breathing fire all over shit.
23. Once upon a time, the end.
24. I had pants that were too big one day in gym. And I was doing jumping jacks. Yeah, that was cool.
25. That I'm going to have to endure at least part of it.
26. I'm a sociopath. I'm overly pedantic. I'm the most sarcastic being that ever lived. And when someone asks me to make a list of N items, I always stop at N-1. If they're numbered, I skip one in the middle to see if anyone notices.
27. enough Gs to make you black out.
28. Mustard does not go on it. Ketchup does not go on it. Sour cream does not go on it. Mayo does not go on it. Mushrooms are not food. If it swims in its own toilet, I'm not interested.
29. I don't really get embarrassed by things I want to do. If people don't like me, they can **** off.
30. When I was too ignorant to be cynical. Ignorance was bliss.
31. With an excuse to leave early.
32. I want one of those water massage beds. Because they ****ing rock.
33. My life doesn't have fans!
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