I am actually pretty bored. I normally don't do these, but what the shit.

Here is a random list of awkwardly intriguing Questions for you to answer!

1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
Most people that know me online know that I'm not afraid to ask any question. I just don't feel like its worth being
offended about something to teach someone else something they are curious about. In real life, I'd probably be more
reserved about my questions these days, making them PG.

2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
IRL I'm actually pretty tame, but online my personality really comes out. So I guess I kinda hide that I'm extremely open
and nothing is taboo. At least with acquaintances. Once you know me well, it comes out. This is such a shitty answer, but
it's all I can think of.

3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
I dunno what other people think about me. Probably that I am a huge douche, but they're right. So I don't really have an
answer for this one.

4. How do you deal with criticism?
I try to see their perspective of me from their point of view. It's always great to put yourself in someone else's shoes
and really reflect. It can hurt, but it can make you a better person if you deal with it. And that's worth way more than
getting your feelings hurt for a sec.

5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Uhhh, pass?

6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I dont know! There are plenty of times where I triiiiied to be sweet. Let me share the saddest one instead so you pity
me. In highschool, I dated a girl in the grade above me. She had some probs with her fam and her ex bf was more there for
her, more in tune with her problems that I didn't understand because I didn't relate at all. For Valentines Day I bought
her two huge boquettes of white and red roses (I don't know what they mean, so you can call me a noob). But they looked
****ing AWESOME. I went to her house with them and knocked on her door, and her mom told me she wasn't there. I waited
for two days while those flowers wilted on my counter until she called me, and I found out she had been at her ex's.
Unnnf.

7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Hmm, I'm not sure! Maybe just something that shows that they care about me and really know me and listen. It could be
anything.

8. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
http://i.imgur.com/2ibd3rE.png
fckin plz, i dont even.

9. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
Zidane from FFIX, because he's ****ing nice as hell and totally awesome.

10. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
Roommates when they don't clean their own dishes.

11. What colour and/or kind of underwear eg.boxers, briefs etc are you wearing right now?
Red, or Blue. I can't remember. Probably red. But totally could be blue. Why don't I just check? Nah.

12. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
Probably something where I had to grow up. Maybe making a relationship work, or forgiving someone, or something like
that. Physical tasks are ****ing nothing, even if I'm a wimp strength-wise.

13. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
Hydrogen, because two of me and one O is something everyone needs. **** that was lame. I really hope that wasn't a Big
Bang Theory joke, because I hate that show.

14. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
Judge people as if they're way better than them.

15. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer
this question.
Um, maybe Ariel. Because she's rebellious and curious about things she doesn't understand.

16. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
Boomerang. "It'll be back." I'm so ****ing lame. :/

17. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
Attack on Titan. Not good dreams.

18. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
Douchebag? In an endearing way. <3

19. What motivates you in life?
Impressing people, showing off my leet skillz. Being happy and doing exactly what I want.

20. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
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21. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
Zombies all have a weakness, no zombie is killing me. And I def won't be as serious all the time like Walking Dead. Shit, that show sucks.

22. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you
want to be? Why?
This is actually a really cool FF related question, since SE uses so much mythology in their games. That being said, I'd like to be something very human-like. But a giant dragon would be cool. You just sleep all day and guard stuff. You'd prob have a lot of interesting conversations with thieves. I'd play nice.

23. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
I got really high once and went to the grocery store. I felt like everyone was watching me, and I bought a Nestle
tollhouse icream chocolate chip cookie. Holy ****.

24. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
Posting this is pretty awkward. But I'm bored. <3

25. What’s something that scares you about the future?
Education taking a backseat in America. The comradery of having two parties that completely hate each other in our
political system. Old people in congress, who will never change their ways.

26. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
I can read minds. x5 SO QUIRKY

27. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
It would be like the lazy river, where you're in a raft just floating down the thing. You can drink, and you float
through like disneyland themeparks, like Pirates of the Carribean or something. I dunno. This is shit, but it's all I
could think of in 60 seconds. I've never been to disney land/world. (until february maybe!)

28. Do you have any “rules” about food?
No shitty food!

29. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
Sometimes I want to be a tiny asian man and totally play up the stereotypical asian tourist, with a big ass camera and
speaking broken engrish. And I want to make white american people feel awkward as ****.

30. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
This makes me sound like uncle rico, but, when I was younger and played varsity soccer freshman year of highschool. When
I could own anyone I came across like it was nothing. I dunno why I quit playing. But, in fact, Uncle Rico isn't actually
sad about giving up on football, he's sad about his ex, who magically comes back to him at the end of Napoleon Dynamite,
and he doesn't give a shit anymore. So I'm not Uncle Rico.

31. How do you approach social situations?
I love meeting new people and getting to know what they're interested in and how to make them laugh.

32. What is your ideal bed?(Up to interpretation) Why?
Somewhere I feel safe. I've seen those underwater hotels. Nah son. Too much trust. Mine would be on a beach somewhere,
preferably open air. Somewhere I could relax and just watch the waves come in. I'd never get tired of that ever.

33. Post a short excerpt from a fanfiction based on your life.
This one time I filled out this thing. It was kind of entertaining because I'm so bored. But then, suddenly, I transformed into a 7foot robot witha guitar, played stairway to heaven, and blasted off with my rocket feet into space, vowing never again to let anyone on any planet play shitty music. And if they did, I'd swoop down, play a rift on my guitar and override their music much to the joy of everyone else.

edited: spacing because I copied from notepad, and bold on the questions. I should have bolded the answers. Nobody's gonna read this, right?