If You Were Famous… Part One.

…Would you keep your real name?

No.

…What would you be famous for?

International organised crime.

…Who would be your A-list friends?

Everyone you owe money to, but whose names you don't know.

…Which TFFer’s would you thank in your award winning speeches?

Joe.

…Which TFFer’s would be your closest friends?

Joe.

…What would you do with your money?

Drugs. Women. Mink coats. And curing whatever the **** creepy intestinal illness is afflicting me right now. Noticed a jump in posts? Me too!

…Would you spend thousands of dollars on designer dresses/suits/jackets/CLOTHES?

I've got to look the part.

…Would you come back to TFF?

Yes. But just for the dues.

…What would be the first thing you’d do as soon as you claimed the fame?

Escape from the prison that led to the fame.

…Would you read the tabloid gossip about you?

Of course. I'm the modern Robin Hood.

…Would you like all the websites dedicated to you?

Absolutely.

…Would you like all the attention you would get?

Oh yes.

…Which country would you buy? (I know it’s not possible, but work with me! XD)

US - can synthesise my cure. Germans - build the machine/make the pill to administer it. I WANT OUTSIDE.

…Would you hire bodyguards?

Hire? They'd be in the family.

…Would you sign autographs for your fans?

This is turning out to be far more boring than originally anticipated


If You Were Famous… Part Two.

Now you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.. but this is where you can pick other TFF members and say which ‘character’ they’d most likely be.

If They Were Famous, Which TFF Member Would Most Likely Be…


JOE IS FAMOUS, AND HE IS EVERYTHING AND NOTHING ALL AT ONCE.