If You Were Famous… Part One.

…Would you keep your real name? Part of it. I'm already considering making my name my own somehow...
…What would you be famous for? Cheese/Wine appreciation
…Who would be your A-list friends? Pfft, A-list friends. I think I'd prefer my old ones still.
…Which TFFer’s would you thank in your award winning speeches? Half the forum's members probably. In particular ANn for being my muse and Joe for being Joe.
…Which TFFer’s would be your closest friends? Same that are now. They know who they are.
…What would you do with your money? What I do now. But a ton of useless crap while saving half of it in a high interest account. With more money I'd probably buy a ton of property and invest in banks and the like.
…Would you spend thousands of dollars on designer dresses/suits/jackets/CLOTHES? Probably not as a nice shirt and jeans and a coat/jacket of something I like tend to do me.
…Would you come back to TFF? I wouldn't need to as I'd have a laptop permanently connected to TFF available to me all the time. For those long trips to cheese and wine tasting events!
…What would be the first thing you’d do as soon as you claimed the fame? Taste some wine?
…Would you read the tabloid gossip about you? Nope, never enjoyed that crap and I think I'd like it less if it were ripping me a new asshole unfairly as some media seems to do to some celebrities...
…Would you like all the websites dedicated to you? Probably not. But I've always wanted a hate website for my own laughs.
…Would you like all the attention you would get? Some of it.
…Which country would you buy? (I know it’s not possible, but work with me! XD) JAMAICA!!!!
…Would you hire bodyguards? Yes, my friends that wanted jobs and didn't want to have to do anything.
…Would you sign autographs for your fans? If they wanted one from a famous wine/cheese appreciator...


If You Were Famous… Part Two.

If They Were Famous, Which TFF Member Would Most Likely Be…

… The Party Animal: Rocky. He's like the energizer bunny only not lame.
… The Intellectual Celeb: Sinister.
… The Cutest Girl: Ann. She so cute yo!
… The Cutest Guy: Lococolt04. Something about his face makes me want to pinch his cheek and make retarded noises like people do for their pets.
… The Artistic Guru: Ann again. She so artsy yo!
… The Scariest Celeb: That Michael Belmont fellow.
… The Shyest Diva: Bleachie. Definetely Bleachie.
… The Kindest Star: Meier Link, friend of noobs.
… The Most Demanding: Polk. Something about presidents screams demanding.
… The Most Mysterious: Fuzz.
… The Evil Genius: Govinda.
… The Most Loved: Kilala.
… The Underappreciated Celeb: Fate.
… The Most Recent Best Newcomer: Kilala.
… The True Hollywood Legend – Male: Joe.
… The True Hollywood Legend – Female: Joe. (Joe transcends gender).
… The Most Talkative Star: Ann. She so talkative yo!
… The Most Confident: Me.
… The Star With The Most Power: Fuzz.