If You Were Famous...

[Rocky]

…Would you keep your real name?
Yes. I think my full name would make a great star name someday.

…What would you be famous for?
Probably for being some kind of musical artist. Either that, or becoming a professional videogame player for some game.

…Who would be your A-list friends?
I'd keep it real entourage-style. Though I would have to become bff with Chuck Norris, no questions asked.

…Which TFFer’s would you thank in your award winning speeches?
All the people who have been chill with me through thick and thin, and then all the haters who gave me the fuel to keep going. keep on hatin babaaay

…Which TFFer’s would be your closest friends?
Everyone in the CPC8 pretty much. Outside of that, I'd have to include Flash, Fishie, Polk, Psiko, Cesar, and all my female groupies, which is pretty much all of tff

…What would you do with your money?
First off, I would get a real partyhouse for everyone in the CPC8 to live in. It'd be epic! After that I would have us fly out to all the crazy high-class party areas like Brazil, Ibiza, Paris, etc. and we would make a whole around-the-world trip in the search of sunrise-style, something that would make DJ Tiesto proud. After that idk lol.

…Would you spend thousands of dollars on designer dresses/suits/jackets/CLOTHES?
It really depends. I'm not much for clothing brands, but I do like unique stuff to wear so if it looks good then I'd be interested in buying it.

…Would you come back to TFF?
Maybe once in a while. I'd probably just be like Setzer/Maridia and just update my journal every once in awhile, maybe a couple pms here and there but I would be more of a lurker.

…What would be the first thing you’d do as soon as you claimed the fame?
I'd be on a boat ride with all of CPC8 and T-pain.

…Would you read the tabloid gossip about you?
Haha yeah, nothing like that to boost the ego in the morning like reading claims to fame that never happened.

…Would you like all the websites dedicated to you?
As long as they didn't consist of having super wierd homoerotic stuff or anything of that nature, then sure.

…Would you like all the attention you would get?
I'm an attention-whore to the max, so sure.

…Which country would you buy? (I know it’s not possible, but work with me! XD)
Canada.

…Would you hire bodyguards?
If I really felt unsafe for some reason, then maybe. Otherwise I'd probably skip the bodyguards.

…Would you sign autographs for your fans?
If they had pen/paper ready, then yeah. Otherwise I'd have to pass, I'm much too forgetful to remember bringing a pen around everywhere I go, so it's not that I want to be a snob but it's more a "it's not you it's me" deal lol.

Part 2! (I'm not including myself in any of these btw.)
… The Party Animal: Pete, no one can pull off a WWE World Champ belt like he can.

… The Intellectual Celeb: Probably Sinister or Govinda. both have IQs that stretch into the thousands.

… The Cutest Girl: Tough to name a single person, but I'd say Hyzenthlay.

… The Cutest Guy: Meier Link aka Brad Pitt.

… The Artistic Guru: Violet.

… The Scariest Celeb: Probably Emperor Griffith. I could see him enslaving half of his fans or something. Either that or Hellfire, just because of his badass name. Those two put in the same CPC8 house could set off the Apocalypse if strict preventative measures and chocolate chip cookies aren't applied.

… The Shyest Diva: Probably Lady Rika. She'd be a good candidate.

… The Kindest Star: I'd say Unknown Entity.

… The Most Demanding: Silver. This kid can drink me out of house and home! Luckily we put roofies in his drinks to make him pass out after awhile, otherwise everyone would be broke.

… The Most Mysterious: Lococolt04. No one really knows what hes up to, and just when you think you've seen the last of him, he makes a subtle yet in-your-face reappearance. If he wasn't so gosh darned cute I'd say he reminds me of Gary mother****ing Oak from Pokemon. The bastard is always off-screen lurking, waiting to challenge you to a duel while you're running back to the recovery center.

… The Evil Genius: Chez Daja. She's one of those sekrit geniuses that you would never expect to take over the world, until she sends ICBMs all over across the world taking people down in her way. Not only that, but she likes Silent Hill. You have to be evil and/or a genius to appreciate a game like that.

… The Most Loved: The Almighty Joe. I heard that people will be blessed with the Love of Joesteel if they hum his name in a melodic manner. Not only that, he will take care of us with the new rule with his Army of Joe.

… The Underappreciated Celeb: Djinn. He's one of those nice guy celebs like Steve Carrell that everyone loves and no one seems to hate, and because there's never controversy with him, he seems to be put in the back of our minds.

… The Most Recent Best Newcomer: Kilala.

… The True Hollywood Legend – Male: dragoon. He seems like the guy that would do something crazy like freebase some pure cocaine then try to swim the English Channel at 2am in the middle of January.

… The True Hollywood Legend – Female: Starsoldier. It takes guts to fake your own death, then to come back and be like "jk lol!" In that essence, she is a legend that will never die.

… The Most Talkative Star: Supersabin2005. This kid always has something to say, and for the most part it makes me giggle to myself while I'm curling my hair as I'm talking to him over the phone in that school girl manner.

… The Most Confident: Besides obviously me, I'd say Richard Nixon. The man knows how to get what he wants.

… The Star With The Most Power: James K Polk, because only he has the power to take down the evil entity known as Klop. Without him we would all be damned for eternity!