One time I had a few too many beers and my ex wanted to have a go at it. I was on top and well, between the motion and the beers, I had to throw up. And so I did, right into a trash can.
Another time, with my current gf (if you'd still call her that), I was going at it from behind, also after a few beers, slipped out and um, wound up in uncharted territory. She was kinda blackout at that point, and was very curious as to why her ass hurt in the morning. I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Another time with the same girl, after a glorious night, she had to use the bathroom. As she got up, I noticed that she had a quarter stuck to her ass. Once again, I had a good laugh.
Another girl would squeak, which was cute, but so very strange.
One time, I was making out with a girl I was seeing, in the parking lot of a Cheesecake Factory. We started to get pretty hot and heavy, and so both of our shirts came off, and we really weren't paying attention to our surroundings, as it was about 1-2am. I glance up for whatever reason, and see at least 3 Mexican dishwashers, on their bikes, watching us intently. I notice them, and they pedal off on their bikes faster than anyone I've ever seen. We both got a good laugh out of it and continued the show.
As for socks, I'm not really a fan of socks in general, and I suppose I think it looks absolutely ridiculous to be nude, sans socks, unless it's something hot like fishnets. At the same time, I don't really complain because naked sexy funtimes are just that, with or without socks.
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Originally Posted by R.Kyra
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