Ahahahaha. Yeeeaah that's awkward. I don't know if I'm supposed to answer each time or just wait it out.
IDGAF about socks if I'm having sex.
One time boyfriend drunkenly asked, "You like that?.... Bitch?" I stopped, turned to look at him and said (amused), "What'd you say?" "....Nothing." And then I started laughing and we had to pick it up again later.
He does a lot of goofy things while drunk.
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