I hate girls who immitate pornstar-style screaming.

I like trying stuff the girl I'm with has been fantasizing about. Of course, some of it I won't do, but I never flip out about that kind of honesty.
The strange positions and role play stuff is fun, though.

Strange stuff I've done, though...
Nobody's going to believe this,
I was getting a BJ and farted once. Laughed, too. Girl looked at me, laughed and kept going.

Was doing a girlfriend and had her lifted up with her back to the wall. I happend to look over her shoulder and saw that the wall I had her against was a window.
At the disney resort.
Facing the pool.
Full of families.
I kept going and didn't a thing about it.

I was on a date with a Japanese girl. We were at a club and got ourselves a table in a corner.
She reached in my pocket and went to fool around, but mistook my lighter for my equipment.
I sat there and laughed as hard as I ever have, then had to explain to her what had happened over blasting techno and a huge language barrier. Wasn't funny then.

Got caught by the cops when I wasin my car with my girlfriend back in highschool.

Got caught with the same girl by her grandmother, who didn't seem to know what was going on. I have to think that she was probably pretending to be senile to avoid the awkward situation.

As I was taking a girl's shirt off, I covered her eyes with it. She was clearly turned on by it, so I yelled "GIHAAAAAAD", picked her up and tossed her onto the bed.
She didn't think that was funny.
I didn't get any.