The B'ing Thread :D Have a nice day

**Spooniest** · 05-06-2017, 10:00 PM

I don't play well with others. Been a problem as long as I remember. Whenever I go somewhere new, I always instantly have this inner urge to be like:

I'M AN ADULLLLLLT

...Do you have any problems getting along with someone? Are your bills late? Did you forget to get that one thing at the grocery store and dang it you needed it? This is the general 'b about someone or some circumstance who/which is giving you crap irl' keep the names anonymous I'd say

Me, I've b'd enough to fill a horse trough already, I'll just say "The b about your problems thread,' and leave it there.

**Pete** · 05-07-2017, 11:36 AM

I had a hard poo today. Damn near had to bite down on a towel and give it hell.

My butthole hurt but I felt great afterwards.

**Spooniest** · 05-07-2017, 09:28 PM

So what you're saying is serious shit went down today

**Pete** · 05-08-2017, 02:41 AM

Yes, yes you could say that.

**Unknown Entity** · 05-08-2017, 12:43 PM

I actually had a really good day, with nothing to bitch about.

Oh. Except that lady in the "grocery store" who complained there weren't enough lanes open to by her goods a second after she got there and demanded someone open one. Even though everyone else was okay with waiting in their lane. She then left before everyone else, and the queue opened for other late comers. What a bitch.

**Spooniest** · 05-08-2017, 01:22 PM

Reminds me of the time some fat hairy dude with curly hair drove up to the gas pumps and started losing his shit at them cuz he couldn't figure out how to pump gas

I was in the restroom and walking back to the booth...he took 1/100th of a glance at my very long hair and frothed, "WHURYOOLOOKINAT, BUTTFUCKER"

...You know it is also funny because I am technically not one? I never thought of that till now

**Rowan** · 05-11-2017, 03:39 PM

'pump gas' lmao, you 'muricans.
Here we pull a trigger and and put fuel in our cars.

Hypocrites. that's basically life, one big bunch of hypocrites and noone wanting to be responsible for their actions.
Then people trying to justify their actions once they realise that noone else can be viewed as responsible.
Its pathetic.

**Spooniest** · 05-11-2017, 04:32 PM

Uh MURR i caaaa!!

FUCK YAH

...Remember, there's no 'I' in 'Team America'

**Pete** · 05-11-2017, 05:47 PM

Rowan, it's the same thing as in Australia. We just call the fueling stations gas pumps, and so to refuel, we call it pumping gas.

What I don't understand is why some states and counties have rules requiring someone else to pump your gas for you. I don't want to pay an extra 20 cents a gallon to do something I can do by myself.

Minus the dingos of course.

**Rowan** · 05-11-2017, 06:13 PM

Just like how you guys call them bullfrogs, we call them chazwazzas.

I wouldnt want someone putting fuel in my car. Might as well ask someone to creampie my mrs.

**Spooniest** · 05-11-2017, 06:34 PM

I was just thinking today that I've actually never once driven any kind of sports car

If I die without having driven a sports car real fast, I don't think I will have truly lived

Also, I don't even like really skinny pancakes

**Pete** · 05-11-2017, 09:20 PM

Yeah, it's a sad feeling when I'm not the one pumping gas or doing routine maintenance. It also pisses me off that cars are so reliant on computers for everything now. I replaced my battery yesterday because it was corroded and mostly useless. In doing that, it fucked with the computer parameters for the alternator (which charges the battery). A simple routine thing turned into my car shutting off at literally every stop sign and red light, because I accidentally tripped the computer.

It worked out in the end, because I needed an oil change and my air conditioner recharged, so I killed like 5 birds with one, really expensive stone. I also bought front and rear wiper blades and a thing of gas treatment to keep my baby running surprisingly like new.

Fun story, I got to rent a 2013 Camaro fo free after I got rear ended back in 2012. My car had to go into the shop for some body work, and my insurance agent was just an amazing person.

I got to the car rental place after finishing up with the body shop, saw the Camaro in the lot and asked if it was available to rent. The rental people said yes, but for an extra $50 over my covered limit. My insurance rep turned to me and said "fuck it, you've been dealing with bullshit all day and you've been so pleasant to work with. We're gonna give you this one on us."

That car was like the batmobile. If you even thought about touching the gas, it would purr and speed up. You could actually feel the seat almost cradling your ass and pushing it forward.

My only complaint is that it was too low to the ground. I much prefer my trucks and suvs, where I feel like I can see way more of the road

**Michael Swayne** · 05-14-2017, 07:35 AM

Ugh, why did Portugal have to win Eurovision this year, and with a janky love song? And then in his winner's speech he says he wants music to return to the days before "fast-food music". Music is music, whether it is pop, rock, jazz, or folk. Fast, dance tracks or slow, soothing ballads.

Oh well. Looks like I am saving up for a trip to Lisbon next year.

**loaf** · 05-15-2017, 08:29 AM

Full service law was created to ensure accidental fires don't happen. Be alive in the 40's/50's and you could have had a say in the change.

>I don't trust someone putting gas in my car. lol you sound entitled

I take it you don't approve of someone having a job either? What's really sad is people care more about their car and who touches it more than their own body.

**Spooniest** · 05-15-2017, 01:24 PM

THE MACHIIIIINE OF A DREAAAAM
such a clean machine...
WITH THE PISTONS A PUMPIN
And the hubcaps all gleam
IM HOLLLLLDIN YO WHEEEL
ALL I HEEEEAR IS YOUR GEEEAR
With my HAND on yo GREASE GUN
OOOOOH it's like a disease son
IM IN LOVE WITH MY CAR (love with my caaaar)
GOT A FEEL FOR MY AUTOMOBILE!!!

**Rowan** · 05-15-2017, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by loaf

Full service law was created to ensure accidental fires don't happen. Be alive in the 40's/50's and you could have had a say in the change.

>I don't trust someone putting gas in my car. lol you sound entitled

I take it you don't approve of someone having a job either? What's really sad is people care more about their car and who touches it more than their own body.

The problem arises when we can easily manage the job ourselves. We aren't entitled in the sense we feel we can perform our own open heart surgery. This is my car, my wife, ill creampie my own car.

**Spooniest** · 05-15-2017, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rowan

The problem arises when we can easily manage the job ourselves. We aren't entitled in the sense we feel we can perform our own open heart surgery. This is my car, my wife, ill creampie my own car.

On behalf of english readers everhwere please stop saying creampie

**Rowan** · 05-15-2017, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Spooniest

On behalf of english readers everhwere please stop saying creampie

sounds better than 'pump' i reckon. Im gonna 'pump' my car. pump

pumpupmupmupmupmupm

why are these forums so dead.

**Pete** · 05-15-2017, 09:29 PM

Theres a huge difference between pumping gas and replacing a transmission. If I can do something myself for cheaper, I will. Same reason I carry an emergency booster kit and a tire plug kit and compressor.

I'm all for people having jobs. I just think it's bullshit to require someone to do something for me that I do all the time. Even more so when it's unnecessary, more time consuming and more expensive.