Reminds me of the time some fat hairy dude with curly hair drove up to the gas pumps and started losing his shit at them cuz he couldn't figure out how to pump gas

I was in the restroom and walking back to the booth...he took 1/100th of a glance at my very long hair and frothed, "WHURYOOLOOKINAT, BUTTFUCKER"

...You know it is also funny because I am technically not one? I never thought of that till now