Oh dear.
Okay, cut to the chase... That's just how he was designed. Big deal. His hair is greatly tuned down after FFVII.Cloud was one of the things that took down the series. Before FF7, it was gamers and RPGers only. but once people saw the cover and commercials to the game, it attracted a new, strange form of creature. The otaku. This whole anime style of character design and melodramatic scripts is what otaku loved, and they needed to survive. The spiky blonde hair, the single pauldron even though he uses two handed weapon, and the weapon itself.
Honestly, I'd say Barret's gun are was pretty stupid in terms of what it'd be like in real life. The diameter of that gun is larger than the diameter of his arm. Not only would Barret need a large arm to house the gun, but he'd also need a lot of muscle to hold it up - which is what he has got, but that's besides the point. It's a large gun, it's probably heavy, and there's no way something that big would fit inside someone's arm - it's bigger than his head for crying out load! And yet people look at Cloud and comment on the sword as if it's not possible?The Buster sword is an extremely useless weapon unless you had the physique of a jacked up Lou Ferrigno. Now, if you were to ask a combat oriented person what the largest sword would have to be, most would say a Scottish claymore. These were commonly 6 to 7 pounds. That is pretty effin' heavy for a weapon. Now look at The Buster sword. That has got to weigh at least 30-45 pounds. That's not going to happen. Now I can hear you saying "Antidrall, you Japanophobe! Cloud's a SOLDIER! He has super strength and everything! gravity is just a suggestion for him!".
It's also probably not as heavy as it seems. I mean, I can't say - I'm not a video game character. My point is, it's just a game. It's not based on what is possible in real life.
May I ask what hating on Cloud has to do with being a Japanophobe and liking Samurai?First off, I'm not a Japanophobe. Japan is home to my second favorite warriors, the Samurai.
Look, if someone wants a sword replica that bad, there's bound to be come crazy ass, metal nerd out there willing to make one if the price is right. You're looking at £50+ just for a replica made out of base metal and plastic.Seriously, try looking up a sword replica website and find a to scale model of the sword, no swordsmith is going to the effort of making a weapon, no matter how big of a fanboy they are, is not going to go through the effort of making a sword that improbable!
Also, it's one of the best known swords in the Final Fantasy universe. For a basic idea, everyone seems to know what it is, right?
People say a lot of things. Like Twilight for example; big fans of the series would call it a vampire "romance" novel, whereas some would call it complete and utter anti-feminist garbage. If that's the way people see it, then fair enough - we all have our own interpretations, but that doesn't give the call to really hate it either way.His character is what gets me the most. People say that he's such a deep and understandable character when he just plain isn't.
Well yeah, I'd demand my goddamn money too. Cloud is an arrogant mercenary type - what do you expect? If I'd just done a job, and my contractor was stalling with the payroll, I'd be a little pissed off and act like a jerk. If Barretcouldn't afford to pay him (which you more or less pick up when Barret saying the money was for Marlene's schooling), he shouldn't have got Cloud involved on the job.When we first start as him, he's an asshole, constantly demanding his money, and insulting his comrades.
How would you feel if you'd just risked life and limb, or a ticket to jail for blowing up a large mega corporation's reactor, then started picking up hints that you wouldn't get the pay you were promised?
In that order? Really? They both had experiments done to them. I can't remember the entire story, but Zack and Cloud were held in the basement of the Shinra Mansion and experimented on in the glass tubes there. They managed to escape during food time, which Cloud was very out of it and had to be carried by Zack. They managed to hitch a ride to Midgar, and just outside they were attacked by the Shinra which is when Zack dies. Cloud takes the sword, and makes his way to Midgar alone.In Crisis core, we learn that after Zack dies, Cloud takes his sword, and is apparently experimented on by Hojo...for some reason, he's a scientist, it's their job to **** with nature.
They were friends, and spent a year on the run together when they escaped. Zack wasn't effected by the mako he was forced to injure because (I think) he was a SOLDIER. Cloud, however, wasn't so he was comatose. Zack constantly talked to Cloud throughout their journey to Midgar. When you're in hospital, some people say that when you're unconscious, you might remember some of the things people say to you. It's possible that happened with Cloud, and he didn't necessarily take on Zack's memories in a physical term - just mentally through what he remembered Zack telling him.And this causes a cosmic coincidence that plants him with Zack's memories, replacing him with Zack and all interactions between Zack and other characters being done with him. Now, that is a cruel joke played on him by some celestial forces if you ask me. Also, if he got Zack's personality, why is he such a Jack hat?
He didn't get Zack's "personality". Just his thoughts and memories. Cloud is Cloud, just with someone else's thoughts and turns of events.
You'd resemble a puppet too if you were comatose.But after his Nu metal induced coma, he becomes even worse, totally emotionless. Sephiroth was calling him a puppet before? Now he's the very definition of the word.
What is this I don't even? Firstly, the "little Squeenix fanboy"s would be half right. He's finally seeing things HIS way. I'd be a bit obvious too. Cloud isn't like Barret or Cid, who'll jump into something before they look.We're not given any personality besides bland, I know, some are saying "well what do you think? he just found out he's basically been walking around as a cosplay of a SOLDIER!" Well, little Squeenix fanboy, I too would be humiliated if I ever cosplayed, but I would also give a shit that the world is going to go Armageddon style, and Bruce Willis isn't available!
...so what if he is? Is he harming you? Cloud was depressed as he'd witnessed the death of someone he liked (or, godforbid, loved) and had spent the last two years blaming himself for it. Vincent is the same, isn't he? Except he'd been blaming himself for Lucrecia for much, much longer. Yet no one will call him out on his bullshit. >>;Seriously, go back and play that game, I just got off it recently, and he was totally emotionless, like me whenever I'm presented with a dead relative. Don't even get me started on the movie where it was cemented that he was emo. I don't like using that word because it makes me sound like a little 15 year old punk, but I'm saying it. Cloud Strife is now and eternally an Emo.
You don't like Cloud because anime fans get a boner over him, he has a big sword which isn't possible to wield, he's arrogant and an ass about asking for his hard earned money (which WAS what he was promised, and isn't his fault Barret had difficulty paying up), and because he ends up somewhat emotionless for the rest of the game when he finds out who he is after witnessing the death of Aeris, and constantly blames himself for it?Well there you have it, my short rant on why I don't like Cloud. Which isn't to say that I despise him. There's some moments in the first disc where he was legitimately badass, but he is still a weak character.
He just seems normal to me.
I won't even bother to defend Tidus on that one. He has everything coming to him.I could however write a novel on why Tidus can promptly be piledrived off of the chrysler building.
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