Ok guys, was just wondering if I was the only one...

I fkin love Advent Children. Its the best movie I've ever watched. The graphics are amazing, the characters are amazing, the music is amazing, the story is amazing...

And the voices, are amazing...In Japanese...


However, much to my displeasure, when I switch the language to English to watch the movie in my native language, I am absolutely appalled at the voice cast.

Every single character sounds bloody terrible. With the possible exceptions of Barrett and Cait Sith, I wonder where Square Enix got such a useless bunch of pedo old men, 8 year old girls and other assorted rands...

I mean really, 128 million people in Japan. Probably half that again speak it within the rest of the world. If they're going to market it to America, and England, and Australia, can't they at least get a decent cast?

I am actually trolling through it right now finally realizing how ppl can write Fanfictions about Cloud and Sephiroth being gay, when they're worst enemies in the movie. Its cuz their voices sound bloody terrible. Loz's 'wanna play?' really gets me, I mean, who wants to play with someone with a voice like that? His 'asobouka?' in Japanese is one of my favourite lines in the whole movie!

Aerith sounds to me like a grandmother they recorded underwater...

Tifa and Yuffie sound quite similar to Justin Beiber...

Kadaj, Loz, Yazoo, Rufus Shinra, the list goes on...They all sound like pre-pubescent teens!

So, basically what I'm saying is:
Advent Children in Japanese: 10000000000/5 =D
Advent Children in English: Straight to DVD, can be found by rummaging around in the bottom of the specials bins in two-dollar stores...

Seriously...WHY SQUARE ENIX, WHY HIRE SUCH A FAILURE ENGLISH CAST? WHY EVEN PUT ENGLISH ON THERE? :'(

Do comment below, I want to know if I'm the only one