Ralz
I feel epic...

I'm almost at the most VMs. Over 3,000 now!^^ Well, suppressing the pain is getting a lot easier as I'm swallowing on purpose.

I take up half your VM inbox... And I'm almost there: the rank of the highest VMs on TFF.

Well, it's getting better. I did take some medicine already, but I have to force myself to endure the pain of swallowing in order to eat something.

Thanks, but I can't eat that much anymore. It hurts when I swallow, like, a lot. And I think she started it, so she ended it, too.

Neh, I'm just joking, but I am starting to get sick. Pop-pop-pop!^^

Oh, I think I have the spring fever, even though today is technically the summer solstice.

Midgets, too. They're almost as freaky as clowns.

Awww, you poor thing! That happens to me if I eat too much >.< After one trip to IHOP or anywhere that serves pancakes, I pass out.
You be sure you get some good sleep. (I'll be on late tonight, so we may be able to talk then ^.^ I want to spend Fathers Day with my dad, so I doubt I'll be on during the day.)

Yeah, I'll probably end up changing it in a week, I can never seem to find a solid one for some reason

And it puts clowns to useful work, for once, instead of doing those stupid clown jokes and tricks that everybody has always hated.

He was being flamy in a thread, so I think Ally just straight out banned him. He only has two warnings after all.

My idea was to expose clowns to high amounts of radiation, causing them to become deformed and luminescent, and then replace every single source of light besides the sun with them, hence saving the world from further pollution due to coal, oil, and other pollutants used as power sources. And Asians, since they have the ability of flight, can replace airplanes. White people, since they can breath underwater, will replace submarines, and midgets will replace night vision goggles and owls, since they can see in the dark.

Yeah, that's an excellent way of putting it.

By the way, have you ever heard my idea for luminescent clowns?

Right ^^

He's not Fate, he's Feyz, and yes, he does seem to figure out the crap that I'm saying, although sometimes he asks if I'm being sarcastic or not, so I guess he doesn't fully understand. It's a lonely society for people with weird thoughts that seem almost as if they're on LSD every second of every day.

I don't have any crazy calculations. Everything I say makes sense... to me, at least. It might not make sense to other people, but it's not my problem that other people aren't me.