Ralz
I feel epic...

It seems too cruel now. And it seems like a bad idea. Actually, I never needed the confirmation; I just wanted to make sure that we wouldn't be going two ways again and cause trouble within the club. You can start contributing now by commenting on the poll idea, you know? Actually, you should. Come on!^^

Now I think I should post against both the activity and the members limitation.

Hmmm, I just can't see him as a deviant breakfast joke creating person. What if O.J. Simpson owns Area 51?

Actually... it's not going all that well now... Wait till Laura gets back, though.

Well, that's kind of what happens when people get bored. I mean, one time I was bored, and now I have a lifetime ban from a hotel in Las Vegas. Throw a bunch of space midgets in the mix, and the outcome is one hundred times more severe.

Yes!!! That makes perfect sense! The aliens are just there to distract us....*grabs hands* We should team up and expose the government for what they really are!!! Evil breakfast joke creators... >.< Lets go super sidekick!! *drags off*

Exactly! They could be located in Texas because, frankly, we can do/have some pretty weird stuff here.

Ex. 1) Just cross the border, and you can legally marry your cousin
Ex. 2) You can legally ride your horses on the road

Maybe Poppity-pop-pop-pop Inc. could also be located in New Orleans, because some REALLY FREAKY stuff goes down there. o.o;

So, instead of living on earth, we'd live on Gemini. That's pretty cool, actually. I wouldn't mind that. "Hi, my name is Bill (no it isn't,) and I'm from Gemini." I like the sound of it. But what would the moons be named after? They could just be called Moon I and Moon II, starting with Gemini's moon, considering that it's the first moon in the solar system.

Why did the space midgets have to screw all of this up?

And those other three planets behind Pluto that had the chance to become part of the main solar system planets were classified as dwarf planets because of that, too, so we were actually screwed out of two planets besides Pluto. Those space midgets are relentless! They're more unforgiving than Clint Eastwood in his 1992 award winning western, Unforgiven.

I wonder if there is a secret agency that just thinks of breakfast jokes....O.O

You heard about the Apollo 13 disaster? Space midgets caused that. The Columbia disaster? That was also space midgets. That other space shuttle disaster that I can't remember the name of? That was space midgets, too. And you remember when the Millennium Falcon almost got eaten by that worm on that asteroid that one time, and all those times it was captured by the Empire? Space midgets were behind it.

XD Have you seen the comedian whose whole act was about bacon? They had him on comedy central. He also made fun of Waffle House.

"Why is it that a Waffle House sign always looks like a ransom note?" (They always have at least one light out.)

Space midgets are the most dangerous thing since sliced bread. You really don't want to get into that subject. It'll give you nightmares. Believe you me.

The thought of that scares me a bit. XD I think I'll stay away from bacon for awhile now

Yeah, and it's been 4 already!