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I feel epic...

Because you're a good friend. You can recast your vote if you want. Besides, all I need is a couple hundred more VMs, and I'm officially the most talkative person on this forum!

Wrong. I have over 8,000 views to my profile. But only 82 rep... And there was a whole thread that somebody made about FFXIV. Yes, it was a typo. I meant to type 14, but accidentally typed 16 instead!

They could put devices on their eyes in order to control and stabilize their laser eye beams. That would probably work. Then they'd be able to perform laser eye surgery easily enough.

So? You're still losing to Gemma!

And after you come back from war, or wherever the Navy goes, you could perform corrective laser eye surgery for a living. Those guys make a ton of money, because the human eye sucks, and therefore, literally 99% of humans eventually have vision problems, but they don't want to, and therefore go and get it fixed.

I think the military is doing crack with God for creating those laser vision Navy SEALs. You know, my grandpa was in the Navy during World War II, but he doesn't have laser vision. I bet he feels ripped off. I wouldn't want to be a laser vision seal, but if I was in the navy, and everybody around me had laser vision, but I didn't, I'd be pissed.

That Fate is here right now?

God is on crack. That's the only thing that makes sense. Otherwise he wouldn't have made all of these stupid creatures, especially taxes. These taxes just walk up to your house, knock on the door, and as soon as you open up, they take all of your money. And those laser-vision seals, I'm not really sure if they're seals or Navy SEALs, but they sound very dangerous.

You're gonna what? Huh?

I don't know why anyone would want to put up with that. I like my nice private life.

I think so. Either he was bored, or high on LSD.

Have you heard anything about the thieving penguins or the laser vision seals, yet? If you think Space-Midgets terrorize you, wait until you hear about the other things out there.

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