GypsyElder
Ovaries

New Sprint phone. My aunt and uncle have this cool plan with them. The more people on the plan, the cheaper it is for everyone. They have like 23 people on it. I could have unlimited everything for cheaper then my current bill. Trying to do it but I can't pay for it myself so it's not my decision right now since I can't even pay for my phone bill. Although my mom wont do it, even if she is still paying more for less on my phone.

I might get that new EVO !

Doesn't your crack have a magnifying glass APP?

You need help with the Gau character? I could tell you how he works. What do you want to know?

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

I know.

I could send you nudes. I have some with my mother, too, if you're into that sort of thing.
Kidding. That's really, really disgusting, and I am disturbed that you forced my hand in saying that. I would appreciate an apology.

It's true.

Well that weight is about normal for an adult woman. I used to have somewhat of a weight problem myself; the problem being that I was incapable of gaining weight. However, in the last few years, my metabolism has slowed, and I've actually gained roughly 32 lbs. That sounds kind of bad, but when you take into consideration that I weighed 118 lbs before, which was considerably underweight for my height and age, it's really a good thing. And now I'm dead sexy.

Because sometimes I forget to eat.

Hey, you knew! You're the only person so far that's guessed. Gratz. ^^;

I don't eat them with every meal.

Potatoes are a starchy nightshade.

I like turtles.

I'm holding you to that. If I ever become a wheelchair bound midget with an attitude problem, I'm coming right to you for sex.