GypsyElder
Ovaries

What kind of trouble does your vagina cause? Does it burgle?

I am alive, though I'm so old that I've become a bit delusional, so then again, this could all be my imagination. Hi!

I have a secret to tell. I'm not really Clint Eastwood, and I'm not 83. I just pretend to be, because being a character is fun.

Ovaries are an overrated technology. Cybernetic ovaries, at least. Why am I talking about ovaries? Oh, that's right. It randomly says "ovaries" under your name. Why does it say "ovaries" under your name? That's random. You're an odd bird who occasionally has seizures.

I have a riddle. If I have three nickles, four quarters, and a penny in my left hand, what color shoes am I wearing?

GO TO BED YOUNG LADY

Oh snap! Are you having a seizure?!

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go away stalker

dat Skype call doe

Shoooooooooooooooooooooo you kno

Yo girl.

ヽ(・∀・)人(・∀・)ノ

(゜∇゜)

You're jealous.

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Sad, but happy! Wait. Maybe a question mark.

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The fact that we haven't yet is, honestly, appalling.