Angel of Iniquity
Let darkness overshadow the light..

Ah, you're getting very warm, but unfortunately, I'm serious about everything. I don't have a sense of humor. I was raised by a military sergeant. He was a good man. Got shot in the head. Very sad.

Nope. Nothing I've ever said, besides the time when you pissed me off about the whole IQ thing, has had anything to do with your level of intelligence. But you're getting warmer, at least. A little less serious still.

Colder. Try to be a little less serious now. What do all of my replies have in common?

I will give you this; it has nothing to do with any sort of grudge you think I have. Instead of telling you, I'm going to let you keep guessing.

It's funnier if I don't explain.

You'll never get it.

Strange phobia you got there, fear of water, though certain amount still needs to be there.

Haha no. It's Riverside.

Seems Gypsy beat me to it, but... yeah. Your sig's too big. Shrink it.

I would say that yeah it is a little big. I cropped it a little and re sized it. this should be a little better :

Muy bueno. Despedida.

Sure, oxymoron. Just stop giving me rep.

You aren't humbly asking why. You just blatantly patronized me by sarcastically calling me a psychic. Who the hell do you think you're kidding?

I'm not psychic. You're just transparent. I already told you why.

No you don't.