Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

Lucky. I go back on Monday... yay. Yes, instead you've been here making sheep jokes, taking education seriously. Haha.

Wow, uni is set out weirdly.

I'd say go travel, but it would probably be simpler to get uni out of the way whilst you're there, right?

Fibber. I was just about to say you're up early, but I just remembered you said you still have uni. ...Gutting, haha.

I love how you change them all to Welshman. Rude!

Why did the Brits bring back so many sheep from the Falkland Islands?









War brides.

A New Zealander finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house built. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, "See that tree there, don't cut it down because under that tree I made love for the first time."

The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed.

Then the man says, "And you see that tree over there, I don't want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love."

The architect could hardly believe his ears, "That's incredible, what did her mother say?"

To which the man replies, "Baaaaaa.''

Ugh, you're a nob, that was going to be my next one!

Why did the sheep jump off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Where do you get virgin wool?










...Ugly sheep.

Meat and wool...

No... a pimp.

I hear they have 2 new uses for sheep in New Zealand.

Bastards would keep it.

If you took the blue background and white cross off of it it would look like somebody tried to make a flag in MS Paint.

Well your export/import ratios are a bit out of joint. If you have an economy that grows to depend on exporting then in my humble you're doomed to fail. It's a finite market - it's why I distrust the mining boom in Aus. I see your point towards produce exporting though.

He's saying "Aww hell naw!". But now that you've pointed it out I can't unsee "fshyaaur way".

What do you call a Welshman standing on a corner with two sheep under his arms?

Not anymore. I used to but then I saw the damage done to the UK for blindly following a single policy.

I agree with you, although the leading economies of the world would disagree with you. But most economists are backward to begin with - unable to deal with a changing global market and stuck in the dark ages. This isn't the 30's anymore - there's nothing to fall back on. No reserves.

I think there's a lot of issue with trade here and in NZ because, it kills off your local industry. Export and import should be far better regulated. And the Eurozone.. well don't get me started on that one!

Of course you were, but I totally wanted to respond in gif format, unfortunately my search led to these two plausible choices to show my affection and how I will never forget you, Alpha:



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Boise sounds like "Boy-zee." And cool cities, eh? Hm... I really don't think there's anything remarkable there. There's cool shops and rodeos in Sisters (In a small town kinda way.) There's an Abbey at Mt. Angel (and the Oktoberfest if you came in September). If you came before September this year, you could harass me, and I could show you around the place. Probably the Willamette Valley, or possibly further. Although I might rape you, so watch out.

But hrm... I don't really know about cool cities.

Well, y'know, there's not really a lot in that area. It's kind of a lot of flatland there. If you wanna go somewhere nice in Idaho, I'd suggest Coeur d'Alene and northern Idaho. Supposed to be good camping, and there's a huge lake there. Also in the Northwest, I'd suggest the Oregon Coast (Newport, Depoe Bay, Lincoln City, Tilamook, Astoria, etc) Sisters and Bend in the mountains, and Eugene and Portland for the cities. Corvallis is kinda nice too, but it isn't very big and there might not be a lot to do here (actually I live in Albany, where there's even less. Although everything is nice to look at, for the most part.) *nod nod*