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So I'm the biggest sheep shagger. Yay? Haha. I used to know a guy who once actually shagged a sheep, no word of a lie. He was very, very drunk whilst camping in a field. Not that being drunk is an excuse for bestiality, but hey. I guess now you can actually put some truth to the name.

Haha, I didn't know New Zealanders were called sheep shaggers. According to google, there are approximately 33m sheep in Wales. When I typed in "How many sheep in..." New Zealand and Wales were the first two results to come up.

Oh, awkward xD. So Maori are the natives of New Zealand? I thought it was a word related to your country but wasn't 100% sure. My family on my mum's side were Irish and Scottish until my mum and uncle. Mostly Irish, the only Scotsman I know of was my great grandfather whom my great grandmother had an affair with, apparently he was a famous lord. lol

And yet funnily enough it isn't even corrupted for me yet. Its innocence will never be ruined! xD

Out of 60m+ people who live in the UK, more than 50m of them live in England. Wales is actually the least populated. So there are more of you Maori folk than us sheep shaggers as well.

...If Maori isn't actually a New Zealand term then that's gonna be embarrassing. Yolo?

About 3,000,000, apparently. My city holds approximately 150,000 of those.

Tough luck, I've already seen it. You're going to have to do better than that, I'm afraid.

Touche'. But I admit I misspoke -- it's the monotheistic aspect of God in the Trinity that classifies as Christianity. That includes God the Father and the Holy Spirit, and of course Jesus the Messiah. So while that belief is necessary, it's not the sole requirement -- that belief added to another religion would not make it Christianity, but the belief in the three parts of God as the only divinity is the restriction.

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Really? I thought you'd miraculously entered this world as a 21 year old. You learn something new everyday. Everybody in my family loves the Lion King, it's like our film. When I brought a boyfriend to meet my family last year the first thing one of my brothers said was "But Hal, does he like the Lion King? If not, it's over." Haha

I guess that's a good thing, though, right? New Zealand sounds like a nice and simple place to live. xD

Why would a government minister lose a job because of accepting a rugby ticket? Unless that was a joke lol. At least they're not spending money on duck houses for their ponds like ours have.

You should watch it, it's good. The Lion King is also good. I'd say they're on par with each other but Aladdin is my personal favourite. The Lion King is better to watch with family and friends.

I dunno if this is news to you, but yours is supposedly the least corrupt country in the world according to this Corruption Perceptions Index - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yeeeeeaahhhh I don't like the sound of that . Pick flowers, not fights.

Do you not like Disney films at all then? xD Aladdin is my favourite... start there. rofl

Lmao. So we're both at a disadvantage. Surely there's another way we can settle this?! I mean, you can quote mean girls. Che's favourite film is Alice is wonderland. This is a toughie. Haha

I seee. I wonder if you'd be able to understand my accent haha. I understood the majority of yours from that video I think. I still remember giggling a lot at the way you said door handle... xD.

In reply to the thanks: Go for it. Does this mean me and Gypsy have to fight, too? 'Cause she is likely taller than I am, I have a disadvantage. :/

We'll do it live, FUK it.

Haha, that's strange to think there are Welsh bars. We don't have any New Zealand ones to my knowledge. Were you able to understand him? xD