The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a wooden shield and a fairy
*inserts whopper*

[MiwaMiwa]

This time you don't get Selphie...
but you get Tinkle that fairy from Majora's Mask.
He really likes balloons...

*inserts a canadian quarter*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a dollar
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get!! Zelda's dress!!

*inserts...link's shoe*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get salt
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get...Midna!!

*inserts twilight*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a wii
*insert Big Mac*

[Georg Prime]

You receive the Silver Arrows! Finally you can defeat Ganon!

*inserts boomerang*

[Storm]

You recieve a Barbeque chocobo set.

*inserts choco-burger*

[Georg Prime]

You receive..diarrhea, man that choco burger didn't settle too well.

*inserts toilet paper*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get a giant shit.
*insert a Big Mac*

[Georg Prime]

You get the ingredients for the special sauce!
(Soybean oil, pickles, distilled vinegar, water, egg yolks, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, onion powder, ketchup, mayonnaise, corn syrup, spice and spice extractives, salt, xanthan gum, mustard flour, propylene glycol alginate, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate as preservatives, mustard bran, garlic powder, hydrolyzed (corn gluten, wheat, and soy) proteins, caramel color, extractives of paprika, turmeric, calcium disodium EDTA to protect flavor)

*inserts 10 piece nugget meal*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

its to long so nothing

*insert Bacon*

[abarai renji]

you get a copy of the book that captain kirk just wrote
*insert * *

[Freedom]

U get a rope.

*Inserts a dummy*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get cheese

*insert a pack of smokes*

[abarai renji]

you get a snickers bar
*insert coins*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a milky way
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you get a 3 musketeers
*insert coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get resse cups
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you get the s you forgot to put at the end of "recces"
*insert C*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get Coins
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you get even more coins
*insert telephone*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you cell phone
*inserts dog*

[abarai renji]

you get a parrot
*inserts a football*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a toilet
*insert skateboard*

[abarai renji]

you get a ski pole
*insert pen*

[Freedom]

U get a bag of spells.

*inserts coin dat looks lk a coal*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get money
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

the vending machine thinks that it is coal and says "nice try"
*Insert a hollow mask*