The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

the fin comes back out and slaps you

*inserts several videos of drive thru pranks*

Porn tapes come out flying at your way. You better hide them. Or you in trouble!! :D

*kicks machine and puts in an elephant*

you get a shard of tainted mythril

::inserts fishies shard of tainted mythril::

you get fishie's clone.

*inserts godzilla, an ash tray, weird al music cds, halo 1-3, and a digital camera*

You recive Godzilla smoking a cigar,listening to weird al's trigger happy,playing halo on xboxlive taking a picture of himself in a mirror.

*inserts vegeta and myself*

you get the very first episodes of dragon ball for BETA

::inserts god hand::

You recieve Rikku. Good luck, mate.

*Inserts Orange Jelly Bean*

You get a hungry chocobo. Feed it more jellybeans.

*inserts chocobo feather*

you get a small can of death in a bottle, it is a one time use deal and rarely works on the first atempt.

::inserts fist::

a gangster comes out and punches you

*inserts a variety of hamburgers*

You received Heart Attack!

*inserts the answer to life, the universe, and everything*

you received 7865454 cones of your self


*inserts nothing*

Raider gets.... *drum roll* .................................................. ......... ........................... nothing.......

*inserts chewed up dog toy with drool ALL over it* (yuk)

you get an army of pit bulls chasing after you... be careful lol

*inserts godzilla and king kong glued together*

you get a monkeys poop on your head

*inserts monkey poop*

You get a bucket of potato peelings

*inserts an eyelash*

You've received an Optometrist!


*inserts Stephen Colbert*

you get an don't know token


*inserts a bottle of propane*

you get flaming zippo and you blow up.

*inserts a jamacian man*

you get a rosta (SP?) flag

::inserts copied FFVII disc::

You get a FFVII bonus disc!

*inserts a crip*

You get a chip!

*inserts Stephen Colbert* (c'mon, you got to know who he is, he's a famous political satirist!)

I Am America!
(And So Can You!)

i got an golden chocobo egg

*inserts "fake" coin*

You received a federal warrant!

*inserts Metal Gear REX*

you get the 1/100000 simifull scale figurine unpainted and melted!

::inserts FFVI sound track::

you recive an mp3 with all FFVI songs.

*inserts game fuel*

you receive a hyper toddler who has just drank a litre of Red Bull

*inserts unknown entity*

you get an ugly alien

*inserts 500 Yen*

The machine laughs at you


*inserts 5bn yen*

The machine slaps you!

*Inserts Another Chance To Live*