I hate soaps as much as I hate country music--and that's a lot. It is vile fairy-tale bullshit filtered through hollywood stereotypes of pretty, shallow barbie and ken dolls--I mean 'human beings'--with appalling acting and even worse plots. It's the pre-cursor to the non-reality shows of today where drama is exaggerated and there's no such thing as an average Joe/Jane. It is the nascar of the insecure daydreamers who want unnecessarily huge diamond rings/weddings, tall white-teethed caucasian knights on unicorns, and unneeded diets that don't work. The only freakin' way I'll ever watch such trash is if MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) is revived and takes up it's hilarious offensive commentary to each new soap that is aired. Even then, I'd rather eat my own vomit so I can hurl it back at my TV before I ever acknowledge soap's are anything but trash.

The Emperor has spoken.