I vote Huggy in. Even though his name suggests he's a large African American. And he doesn't seem to understand the Daisy/Heather rules that apply on TFF either. Since we're pretty much two of the only sane people here etc.

Summer. Okay. I'm going to spend it writing a book I've been planning but have not had time to execute what with Uni and so on up here. I will also be doing temp work as a traffic surveyor (I am twitching here I abhor that job but it is money) for **** On Us.

I will be spending roughly three weeks in Poland during July, with my friends Marta, Kris and Dominica, and my Love Interest Evan. We're taking some tents and hitting up all the rock festivals we can find (none cost more than £30 for three days camping pass). The highlight will be Prszytanek Woodstock, Europe's largest, compeltely free, open air festival. We're going to be Camp Schkota, representing Scotland and pointing out that we're not english. Beer = 50p for a pint. Cigarettes = £1.20 per pack. Weed is also supercheap by our standards. I predict three excellent weeks of mud, hitch-hiking, music, and General Merriment.

And then home, to work for Scotland's largest broadsheet newspaper for August, the Glasgow Herald. Daily circulation upwards of 75,000. Oooh yeah. I'm going to be making tea for some journalists and if I'm lucky I'll get to actually write something.

All told, cool beans. What about you crew?