As much as I would be gratified to destroy your overly confident ass, the rules stand as was discussed by the BoD spearhead, and so they stay. Besides, it would be no fun to defeat you five times straight. It would just prove that you fit the standard of this faction, which is weak and too pompous for your own damn good. You guys are all talk and no show! We will be proving that in a glorious display of your utter and total defeat. We are so confident that we'll win, that we decided to present these conditions. But then again, we already know you guys will be backing down with petty excuses, trying to cover your absolute fear before the infernal and ever-victorious BoD juggernaught.


Sincerest Regards,

Akira, Prince of the North, Vice-Ambassador of the Bastards, Your Future Bitch-Master